Bad joke

by 8ofhearts

Greed should really watch how he says things.. WARNINGS: Short. I rated this as teen for something I'm not sure is a cuss.

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Bad joke

"HAHAHAHA-you are so fired." Greed said walking away from a stunned Dolcetto.

10 minutes and 1 angry rant later

"-AFTER ALMOST DIEING MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT!-" Dolcetto screamed

"Uh, I was joking.." Greed eyes wide

"-FOR A UNGRATEFUL DIRTDAG LIKE!-wait what?"

"Yes" Greed said *exasperated eye-roll here* "Dude, your the best guard(dog) here of course it was a joke."

Dog boy blinked. "Oh"

Awkward silence

"Then might not want to sit there." he said pointing to a innocent looking chair.

"Or use the upstairs toilet..or put your boots on. And.." he said looking around. "Bido! Don't eat that!" he shouted rushing over.

AN: I'm not sure if this is any good..but for the toilet thing I was thinking he put plastic wrap under the seat (got that from Friends).We probably don't want to know what he did to those boots...