Galactik football- Mysteries solved.

Sinedd was smoking weed in his room when he heard a crash from outside his room.

"What was that?!" He exclaimed.

The door opened, mist covered the mysterious figure at the door (for dramatic effect).

Sinedd recoiled when he saw who was at the door. IT WAS SONNY BLACKBONES! Dundunduuuuuuunnnn!!!!!

"What the poo are you doing here?" Sinedd said.

Sonny took a step into the room.

"Look, if you're looking for D'jok then he's on a completely different planet,"

Sonny shook his head "No Sinedd, I was looking for you. I sneakily snuck in here to tell you something….something important,"

Sinedd sneered "You weren't sneaky at all, I heard an enormous crash before you came,"

Sonny slapped Sinedd "Snap out of Sinedd!"

Sinedd felt where he had been hit "Snap out of what?"

"I need to tell you something……something important-"

"Yes you've already said that, flatfoot" Sinedd sneered again (He likes to sneer)

Sonny smiled "Oh I like you," He laughed "I like you a lot!"

Sinedd screamed.

Sonny shushed him "No I didn't mean it like that!"

"Then what?!" exclaimed Sinedd.

"I am your father," Sonny smiled.

"Rip off" Sinedd said "You'd want to be careful. I heard that if you keep ripping of every other media then the Rip Off Police come to get you,"

"But I am your father Sinedd; can't you tell?"

Sinedd shook his head "Not really"

Sonny sat down in a seat (Don't say duh! Coz he could have sat on the bed dumbass) "Think about it," He said "Your name begins with S and my name begins with S"

Sinedd fell back in surprise "You're right!"

Sonny nodded "I'm sorry I didn't tell you but….. but I'm afraid that I am a terrible father,"

"You really are," Sinedd agreed "Who else's father are you?"

Sonny massaged his head "Well D'jok obviously. But I am also the father of Lurr, Naruto, Lune-zeara and Ash Ketchum….. I sleep around haha,"

"But I was told that my parents were dead!"

Sonny shook his head "No….. unfortunately after getting jiggy with my sluts, I…. well I lock them away in a secret cupboard- But I always feed them! And there is plenty of room!"

Sinedd blinked.

Sonny stood up "Well after telling you all this, I will now erase your memory!"

Sinedd's mouth dropped "What?! Why?!"

Sonny shrugged "Well this was my benefit, not yours" Then he did a funny smiley face the sort from Animes where you go 'HAHAHAHAHAHAH So funny!'

Sonny the erased Sinedd's memory.

"Goodbye son," Sonny said.

Sonny erased Sinedd's memory again (Idiot) and then knocked him out.

Sonny jumped out the window and broke his leg and he went "AHHHHHH!!!!! That hurt!!! Ow!"

Sinedd ran to the window "Who's there! Is it Warren?! Because if it is, I'm not interested!"

Sonny put on a voice "Errr yeah it's me Warren! I'll be going now!"

Sinedd smiled "Yeah Sinedd rules!"

The End!!!!!!!!!!

Cue song:

We are fighting dreamers! Dragon dragon, rock the dragon

Dragon Ball POKEMON!!!!!!!