Guild Girl tries to 'get' Goblin Slayer!
A drabble.
"Goblin Slayer!" Guild Girl waved after she debriefed him on another goblin killing mission, "There's something VERY important I figured out about fighting goblins."
"Oh?" Goblin Slayer asked.
"Goblins reproduce incredibly fast," Guild Girl said seriously, "so in addition to killing them humans have to reproduce too! You MUST have children!"
"Ah!" Goblin Slayer looked strangely enlightened.
'Ha! I have him now!' Guild Girl thought excitedly.
Then shockingly Goblin Slayer wandered off where his friend was waiting. "Cow Girl!" he called, "You have wide, baby carrying hips, right?"
The country girl looked at him blankly, "WHAT."
'Noooooooo!' Guild Girl whimpered mentally.
End
Notes: Yeah, had a silly thought Guild Girl might get his attention if she suggested sex helped goblin slaying.