"This is Meg Griften, you're new leader" Coran talked, waving his hand wildly at the girl that was as beautiful as the night sky, Lance swooned.
Keith rolled his eyes at Lance who had sighed about how beautiful Meg was. Pidge wanted to throw her Mountain Dew in Meg's face, because she was so much more beautiful than Meg. Lence was hers Damnit!
Hunk was busy staring at the footbowl shaped baby that Meg held to care about the love triangle forming. No way should the baby survive that shape.
He spoke his cocerns, "how is that baby alive? Why does she have a baby? Is it hers? Why is she replacing Shiro instead of one of us? Who is she?"
"She's perfect!" Lonce exclaimeded, thinking that explained everything, again.
"What about Aloura?" Keith asked, but when he looked over at her, still bawlling her eyes out about her husband's, Shitro's, death.
Pidge ignored Hunk's questions and Allora's tears, choosin' to glare at Mag's disgusting curvy figure. God she hated her, wanting to drown her in Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew that had little drops of pee.
Coran's smile dropped to a worry line, watching the others fight about Mog.
"Hi I'm Meg," Meg explained, "and this is my brother Stevvie."
"Hi Meg, Hi Steuuie" the team said together, like they had to when at the last alcohol anonymous meeting last Firday.
Lance walk uped to Meg, looping his arm around her neck, pulling her toward him, "I"m Lance, and we're gonna have sex in three chapters."
"Um what?" the baby asked, outraged, "If anyone is having sex with you it's ME!"
"You're a baby Stewie," said someone, coming around the corner, "you can't have sex for another 16 years."
A dog. A dog talked.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH" Hunk yelled, running around in circles, "A TALKING DOG! I must bang it" and fainted.
"Please someone make sure he doesn't bang another dog Thank You," Keith said, leaving to go to his room, away from this shit show. But it felt like the baby was watching his every move.
"I will have his head," the baby whispered, ignoring Lance's worried glance. Not his fandom boyfriend, Koth.
"Well, Welcome to the team!" Pidge said, throwing her bottle of mountain dew at Myg, hitting her head.
Coran smiled, they were already bonding.