Jesus Christ, I regret nothing... also I'm sorry for future chapters...

Disclaimer: I don't own VOCALOID

Help me...

IT"S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING! And I was just heading to the opening ceremony at my new school! I wasn't late, I was quite early, I was always like that, early! But suddenly, I rammed into a girl on the sidewalk. I bent down so she could take my hand, but what I saw was a boy with a baseball cap and the EXACT face as mine. "Let me help you up," I offered, but the shota just got up by himself.

"I don't n-need help f-from people l-like you!" He said in the most shota-of-a-voice ever, more then my old friend Piko's.

What's wrong with him?

I ended up being five minutes late, but that didn't really matter since the teacher wasn't there when I got there, which I thought was strange, we must have a new teacher who is just beginning to teach here.

Oh! I forgot to introduced myself, I am Len Kagamine, a 16 year-old genius on everything, except girls, and my parents told me I had to go to a high educated girls school which was just now opening up to men, so naturally, I was one of the only guys in my class, there was a guy with teal hear and the guy I had run into before, but he seemed to not want to talk with the teal guy and I, which was named Mikuo, he told us he did not want to have anything to do with people who are weird and obnoxious, but I find my self quite fun to be around.

As the teacher came in, her pink hair flowed behind her and her boobs seemed to defy all logic and just bounced whenever they felt like it. She told us her name was Luka Megurine and that she was from America, so we were to call her Ms. Luka.

The next person who came in was a tealette who looked like Mikuo. She had hair that flowed down to the ground that was perfected into two twin tails. She sat down next to Mikuo, which I suspected was her twin.

For a second, she turned around and smiled toward me and waved, but it was probably to shota-cap dude. But why? Did they know each other or something? They might have went to the same middle school, but there are only private boys and girl school around here, which would have made no since, unless... Shota-cap dude knew Mikuo and got in a fight with him, then Miku and Shota-cap dude went out, and still are going out! THEORY SHALL BE TESTED ASAP!

We had a few minutes before the ceremony started, so we got our assigned seats, which was by name. I was seated by Rinto Kagura, AKA, Shota-cap dude. Of all people in the universe to have the same last name as me, he was the one who had to sit next to me, but my thoughts of him being a he escaped me when Ms. Luka told him that no hats were aloud in the school.

He took it off, revealing long hair down to his shoulders. Everybody gasped, because he was a she, but she denied and told everyone that she/he was growing it out. I was a smart dude, I didn't believe it for a second! You don't just grow hair our, willy-nilly, unless you are Dave, from Boyinaband, then its ok, because his hair is AWESOOOOME!

It was now time for the ceremony, and I had to sit by Rinto. He didn't seem interested as the teacher with extremely short brown hair and non logical knockers talked. He fell asleep half way through the speech and leaned on Miku's shoulder. SHIPPING CONFIRMED! The girl sitting next to me seemed to be falling asleep, too! Her name was Rui and she had black shoulder-length hair and neon eyes. She soon fell on Rei Kagene's shoulder, they were twins.

The ceremony was now finished and it was time we walked back to the classrooms. On my way over, I accidentally tripped a second year with short green hair, blue eyes, and red glasses. I bent down next to her. "Are you Ok?" I asked as I gave her her glasses that had flown.

She nodded and grabbed her glasses and put them on her face. "Th-thank you..." She stuttered and blushed as she got up with me.

"I'm Len Kagamine, and you are?" I asked. I thought that I better get a senpai on my good side, just in case something were to happen, she also seemed like an extremely nice person.

"U-um... I'm G-Gumi Megpoid..." she replied. "Um, I have to go, but maybe we could talk later..." She told me, then ran past me to her room.

That was strange...

I continued to walk down the hall to my classroom. Almost everyone was sitting down in there seats, and Ms. Luka wasn't there yet. I decided to side in my seat and maybe try to talk to Kagura. I looked at her and said, "Why is Ms. Luka always late?" He looked at me and glared, then turned back around and talked with Miku, who was now in the classroom.

Rude! I was just trying to make a friend! I have NONE! Mikuo isn't really my friend, more or less we are acquaints.

Ms. Luka came in with her illogical boobs and out of breath. She was on the podium and was writing names on the bored. It read:

Male reps. Rinto Kagura; Len Kagamine

Female reps. Miki Tsukune; Aria (IA) Ene

Wait... so I had to be class rep. with... Rinto? WHY, GOD!? WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?

"Sorry, class is dismissed, please come up and check what dorm you're in!" Luka said then ran out with the... boobs...

Everyone got up and looked at the paper with dorms on them. I was in dorm 25, which I heard was the dorm that was used the least. I grabbed my things and left for the dorm. I seemed to be followed by Rinto and Miku, which was strange, maybe they were in that dorm, too!

I opened the door to the front of the dorm and a girl with extremely long hair and cat ears was nyan-ing and chasing a little girl with black little twin tails in her hair and asking her to where a cat suit. Not the strangest thing I've ever seen, but okay! A girl that looked like me, but with much longer hair walked by with a basket full of towels, she was probably doing her laundry.

"Are you just gonna stand there, Kagamine?" asked a voice. I turned around and Miku was standing there with Rinto, who had his cap back on.

"S-sorry!" I said and walked forward towards the living room. Sitting there was the knockers teacher talking to Ms. Luka.

"Ah! The new bitches!" She sad and drank a swig of sake then stood up. "I'm Meiko! The other sluts in this dorm call me Meiko, too!" she draped an arm over my shoulder. "Listen, bitch! Everyone in the dorm is close as a family! And if you fuck it up, I'm gonna fuck you up, got it, bitch?" she told me.

What was she? A wanna be sailor? Damn, she needs to clean her mouth out with soap!

"Y-yes!" I said as she breathed her alcohol breath in my breath.

She smiled and gave me a key. "Here, this is the key to your room, you're gonna share it with... uh... I don't fucking know! Luka?" she asked as she sat down.

"Rinto Kagura," Luka replied and twisted her hair a little.

SORRY FOR ALL YOU MEIKO LOVERS! I JUST NEED TO MAKE HER LIKE THAT FOR DEVELOPMENT! SHE'S LIKE THAT FOR REASONS! Okay! This is the first chapter! I'll try to update this every time I get to!

Thanks for reading~!

Review please~~~!