No Bobbys this year
They were lacking in cheer
But we've a special on Mike
That we hope you will like
Order now 'fore they all disappear
We've Wheelers in stock -
Own the first on your block
Over there in those bins
We've got Munchs and Fins
Big discounts if you buy 'em en bloc.
If you've a fondness for bosses
We've got Cragens and Rosses
Eliot? We regret
You can no longer get
His tantrums caused too many losses.
We've got Ben Stones and Claires
(We only sell 'em in pairs)
And though our staff try their best
They keep getting undressed -
Overheated or so Ben declares.
Now we must warn you, dear friend,
We do not recommend
Selling the Claire -
We've heard those who dare
Find Ben behaves like a real hind end.
There was a time you might buy
One McCoy and then try
To create a new pair
With the McCoy and the Claire
Why not do it? I'll tell you why
The McCoys now insist
On the new product list
Despite overhead
Each Jack needs an Ed
Otherwise they'll be seriously pissed.
And that will cost a fine penny
'Cause each Ed wants a Lennie
Who demands his own Mike
Who in turns says he'd like
At least one Barek and preferably many.
Our best sellers this week?
That'd be Alex and Deak
Along with Rodgers and Huang
Why not buy the whole gang?
Stem cells, no, but clones are quite chic.