Yo, readers of fan fiction! This is a Impa X Link fic, because I absolutely love this pairing, and I'm surprised that there is so few stories featuring these two. And there isn't even any fic featuring Link and Impa in the Skyward Sword-section. I mean, comon! It's a great pairing! On with the usual disclaimer! I don't own the characters of Legend of Zelda, nor am I making any money out of it! Alright? Good! Now enjoy the lemon!

"Talking" and ´Thoughts´

Sheikah-Fetish

The lava was flowing, the room ever scorching

The pyroclastic fiend roared, its shell, bit by bit, dissolving

With a tightening grip, Link rushed forward, it was do-or-die!

He swung the Goddess Sword into the centre of the fiend's eye.

Scaldera roared, its dying breath echoing in the room as it finally collapsed with a loud slam against the solid rock floor. As its body began to shrunk and darken like coal, the young Skyloftian himself bent over, catching his breath for a minute as the monster vanished into black dust.

Wiping his brow, the young chosen hero arched his back and looked up at the ramp with a serious look on his face.

"Right.. No time to loose. I must find Zelda!" Link said to no one in particular, sheeting the sword and shield on his back and began to sprint as quickly as possible upwards the ramp.

Upon reaching the door, the hero froze up. He remembered seeing one of these doors before, back in the Skyview Temple.

"Tch.. Lets see, you had to.. Ah yes, put your palm against it like this.." As he did as he remembered, the symbols on the door began to glow, faintly at first, before glowing brightly, as the door seemed to vanish into thin air, allowing the young hero passage. Needless to say, Link resumed his sprinting through the dark corridor, until he found the end, clearly visible by the light from what he guessed was another spring.

Upon arriving to what seemed to a spring, Link walked carefully past the stone pillars, as a sweet, heavenly and familiar melody which caught his full attention. Ahead of him, up past a short stone staircase was a light, beaming brightly. Two silhouettes was clearly visible in front of the source of light, one of them he definitely recognized much to his joy and relief.

"Zelda!" The Hero shouted, causing his friend and romantic interest to stop in her tracks, turning around and burst into a smile. "Ah! Link!" But before Zelda could take even a few steps, a brown-skinned arm caused her to stop. Not unnoticed by the Hero, he as well as Zelda shifted their gaze to the taller silhouette. Zelda seemed familiar with the taller woman, but for Link she was still a mystery, someone unknown. Someone who was standing between him and his friend Zelda.

"You cannot go to him, Your Grace. Remember what we discussed. Restrain yourself. Focus on the task at hand." The taller woman spoke, with a slightly darker voice, but with a commanding tone nonetheless. Almost tomboyish, if you will. Still, her words caused Link to be baffled as he stood frozen at the end of the stairs, eyes locked on the two.

´What..? What does she mean by that? Just who is she to decide that? !´ Link screamed in his mind, but no words came out. What shocked him even more was that Zelda's expression changed, now wearing a serious and.. Determined look, nodding. She turned her back towards Link, barely looking him in the eyes. "I… I have to go. I'm sorry, Link." With that, the young blonde girl stepped into the beam of light, and disappeared, causing Link's heart to sink even further.

´What the… She didn't even say goodbye… I didn't even get to say anything! Did I fight my way through this place for..-This-? !´

Links eyes now shifted to what he deemed as the source for Zelda's odd and rather unfriendly behaviour, the woman. However, said woman was just on her way to the beam of light as well. Link would have none of that!

As he ran up the stairs, the hero only managed to get half-way until he was stopped in his tracks like before, but this time by the sudden motion of the woman's head, turning and giving him the most intimidating glares he ever seen. The woman turned around completely, facing him, as she hold out her right hand as if to say that he should simply stay put. She spoke in her slightly darker, tomboyish voice again.

"It took you far too long to get here. Looking at you, I fear the Goddess is mistaken in her choice of agents. If this failure is any indication, you have no hope of defending Her Grace from those who seek to assail her."

Narrowing her eyes slightly, she continued. "Hm? Do my words anger you, boy? Do my words sting? Let them. If I had not come when I did, your Zelda would already have fallen into the hands of the enemy."

"The truth of it is that you were late. You were late, and you failed to protect her."

Link gritted his teeth, and his anger build up. Not only was this mysterious woman making Zelda leave him, not even allowing a small reunion, or even a farewell. But she had the gall to chastise him for ´being late´! And she didn't even hold back with her mocking either.

But still, despite all of this, Link couldn't help but notice, upon closer inspection, that the woman was.. Rather, stunning, in a exotic way. Her facial tattoos of what seemed to be an.. Eye? On her forehead, blood-red, and the white teardrop under her left eye. Her face was well framed by her short, blonde hair, that was only long on the edge next to her right eye, which had grown long enough to reach barely past her chest. Her brown skin, decorated by the grey/light blue lips, and her red eyes, framed even more by her thin, black lines around them.

Her tall, yet slim body, clad in light but exotic clothes and sandals. The seemingly one-piece suit she wore had the same symbol like the one on her forehead, an eye, finished off with a oversized orange belt. And judging by the way her rather ample chest stood out firmly, the outfit couldn't be that thick.

In fact, Link found himself ogling her like candy from Skyloft, but was snapped out of his daze as the woman continued to speak.

"I sent Zelda ahead to learn more of the fate in which she is destined to play a part. Listen well, chosen one. If you wish to be of help to Her Grace, you must summon a shred of courage and face the trials laid out before you."

"Only when you've conquered the trials will you be of use to Zelda. No sooner. Am I understood?"

While still upset and frustrated over this woman's words and actions, Link nodded with a determined look on his face. Upon seeing that, the tall woman nodded as well, before turning her back to him and walked towards the beam of light again. But as she took but two steps, Links voice called out.

"While you are right with I was late, Lady Warrior, forgive me but YOU didn't have to fight a fiery monster, designed by Ghirahim´s twisted sorcery! Nor did you have to fight your way through the entire temple with his underlings ready to pounce on you at every tu-" Link was interrupted harshly and loudly. "WHAT was that, boy? ! Dare you mouth back against me ?" She pointed accursedly at the young hero, her eyes narrowed and glaring. "That is a sorry excuse for your failure! If you truly were Her Grace's chosen agent, then you would have managed to rescue her before I did! Of course the enemy will try and stop you, just what have you been doing up till now?"

Link gave her a glare back. ´-This- is the servant of the Goddess? !´ "I fought my way over here and navigated the dungeon as quickly as I could, Lady Warrior. I didn't even take a rest, but continued with all haste! I understand perfectly that I must get stronger, for Zelda's sake. But I wouldn't question my courage if I were-"

"Watch your tone, boy. We, the Sheikah, haven't served as the Goddesses' chosen guardians for nothing. You got potential, I give you that. But you were still late. And as things are now, you definitely need to grow up a bit before you can truly become the Chosen Hero. Now, stop wasting my time, child." Her words dripped venom with hints of annoyance. But Link grew only more in anger.

But despite that, he was still enthralled by the Sheikah woman; not only her figure, but her self-confidence, her aura of command. He spoke up to her once again.

"Wait! Before you go, may I ask you what your name is, Lady Sheikah?" This caught the woman unguarded. Turning around with a look of slight confusion, she answered. "Ah… Its Impa. Impa of the Sheikah."

"Impa… I'll be sure to remember it. And.." The Hero sighed. "I'm sorry for talking back like that." Link bowed before Impa, who still wore a look of disarray, but nevertheless managed to smile, if only a little, by the corners of her mouth.

"How noble of you, boy. Maybe you're not a sorry excuse for a agent of Her Grace after all." Impa eyed Link, up and down. "Tell you what. I'll give you one more chance to prove yourself worthy." Impa unsheathed her kodachi*, and held it out against Link. "If you can either get one successful strike in, or survive for five minutes, I'll apologize for my choice of words earlier." Upon hearing that, Link smiled confidently as he got into stance, sword and shield ready.

Impa chuckled. "Don't think that you'll win simply because of the Goddess Sword, boy. It'll take more than that."

With that being said, Impa launched herself from the upper portion of the stairs, landing behind Link, and made a dash towards him with her kodachi thrusting forward.

Link, who was still amazed by her swift and elegant acrobatic, jumped to the side on pure instinct, before raising his sword and jumped, attempting to manage a strike at the (in his opinion) unguarded Impa. Blade met blade as the sword and kodachi clashed, catching Link by surprise due to the strength of this woman. Not only did her small blade managed to parry his strike, but she even successfully pushed the sword back, with Link stumbling backwards unbalanced. Impa pressed on, her quick strikes sending Link further and further back until he found himself hitting his back against one of the stone pillars, and the kodachi firmly pointing against his throat. Impa had her free hand grabbing Link's left arm, pinning it against the pillar as well. She used her whole body-weight to keep the Hero against the pillar, with a smirk on her exotic lips.

"Now that was not only quick and easy, but truly pathetic. Her Grace definitely must have mistaken her choice for the Chosen Hero if you barely could defend yourself for even two minutes."

Her words made Link even more frustrated, but it was easily forgotten when he caught a scent. It was hers! With each inhale, the young hero seemed to become more and more dazed. The Sheikah smelled of herbs, sweat, and something he couldn't put the finger on.. Most likely something she came in contact with regularly amongst her tribe. Nevertheless, the scent drove him crazy, and the fact that Impa was barely a few inches away from him and looked absolutely stunningly exotic didn't make the situation any better. He felt his pants shrink, bit by bit.

"What's the matter, ´hero´? I expected more out of you." Impa continued to smirk, pressing her body against Link's, her kodachi still against his throat. "I'm starting to wonder if you really did defeat that monster you claimed to face. Have you no experience of combat whatsoev-" Impa blinked a few times in confusion. She rubbed her legs up and down slightly, shifting her lower body against Link's. The hero groaned and grunted, and the Sheikah´s eyes widened.

"What in the Goddesses' name is THAT? !" Impa immediately backed away from Link, staring in disbelief at his lower region. Although the hero's pants were a bit baggy, they were clearly showing the bulge that was slightly growing in between his legs. Confused at first, Link stared at the woman confused, before he realized just what she referred and stared at.

´Ah crap! I should've figured that would happen!´ Link immediately attempted to hide the bulge by shifting the belt and pants a bit, but it was to no use. With a heavy sigh, he sheathed his sword and shield, his head hanging in shame.

"I'm… I'm sorry about this, you… You should go. L-Lets just forget this ever happ-"

"M-Maybe not just yet.." Impa´s voice was shaky, which was rather unusual for someone like her, even though they had just met. Gazing up, Link noticed immediately something strange. Impa had sheathed her kodachi, and she was blushing! Her brown cheeks had a faint, but noticeable tint of light red, and she avoided to make eye contact, but rather stole glances at his lower region.

"That's… Just by looking at.. it is enough to tell that… That can't be normal!" She said almost accusingly, causing Link to frown.

"And you are taller than a ´normal´ woman, what's your point..?" Link threw back, slightly upset. The woman in question glared at him, her light blush still visible.

"I happen to be praising you, boy! I.. I've never seen someone that.. Big, before, not even amongst my tribe." She continued to stare, much to Link's amusement. He grinned.

"What's this now? Should the chosen guardian get this distracted?" Impa´s eyes immediately shifted to his, clearly pissed. Her intimidating glare caused Link to instantly regret saying anything. Before he could apologize, the Sheikah dashed at him, tackling and pinning him to the pillar once again, causing him to grunt in pain.

"Don't you get cocky with me! I bet that you don't even know how to use it, much less have -any- kind of experience when it comes to being intimate with someone!"

"Tch.. S-So what?" Link said, trying to hide his embarrassment. "I m-may not have experience, but that's because I had studies and training for becoming a knight to-"

"Don't make me laugh… Bitterly. A sorry excuse for a sorry excuse of a hero."

Link began to struggle against the tight grip of the Sheikah, but to no avail. He grunted angrily. "Do -you- have any experience then, Hm? Don't talk so high and mighty unless you got what it takes!" He almost shouted, still struggling much to Impa´s disarray and frustration. She blushed even more, her eyes shifting up and down.

"C-cheeky boy! If it is experience you want, then I'll show you!" Impa continued to stare at Link for a few more seconds, before, although hesitantly, inched closer with her face, her exotic-colored lips locking with Link's, as her body pressed tightly against his, her ample chest in particular rubbing Link's upper body, due to Impa bending down to get to the same eye-level.

Link´s eyes almost popped out of their sockets, before gradually shutting the lids close, as he returned the kisses eagerly. Her scent invading his nose, the hero found himself going more and more crazy, urges rising within his body.

Impa and Link continued to make out, their kisses never-ending. It was wet, loud kisses mixed with moans and groans, as the Sheikah in the end loosened her grip of the hero, her hands now snaked around his waist while the other rubbed the bulge in his pants slowly with occasional grabbing's, causing Link to flinch. Nevertheless, now able to move his arms, Link slowly made his way to caress the well shaped chest that was clearly shown poking out the outfit a bit, gently grabbing the two soft mounds, earning a moan from the servant of the Goddess.

After a few minutes of touching and making out, Impa withdrew, gasping for air. With a flushed face and arched back, she looked down at the boy, who was just as exhausted as she was. But more interestingly, his bulge had only grown a bit further. She looked into his eyes once more, before smirking.

"You.. Ain´t half bad… But that was only what they call `foreplay´… The true test remains, ´hero´." Impa took a step forward, grabbed Link by the collar, and dragged him to the stairs, shoving him down onto the cold stone steps with a thud.

"Ugh..! Hey what was tha-" Link was silenced by the Sheikah who immediately sat down in front of him, slightly further down below so her upper body was in perfect height with Link´s crotch. She immediately, although slightly hesitantly, began to unbuckle the belt, tossing it aside. The pants was pulled down to the knees, and so was the underpants.

"O-Oi, what a-are you doing? !"

"W-what does it look like I'm doing, imbecile? ! Lets just see how well you fare in this kind of ´combat´!" Impa shouted back before looking down at the now free, erected dick of the Hero. The sheer size made her stare in disbelief. It was around 7,5 inches at least, and, although she could wrap her fingers around it fittingly, it was nevertheless solid hard and warm to the touch. Link on the other hand felt as if he could melt right there and now. Her touch felt like nothing he ever felt before, completely out of this world, as she slowly started jacking him off, her face still frozen in disbelief, until she managed to snap out of it.

"Knowing your incompetence, this will be over.. Quite quickly.." She almost sounded sad about it, but her face returned to its smirking form, as she ran her hand up and down at a faster rate, jacking Link off more swiftly. He groaned in pleasure, until he let out a startled gasp when something wet came in contact with his dick. Looking downwards, he noticed the source.

Impa ran her tongue up and down the shaft, from the base to the tip. She frequently coated her tongue with saliva to further coat the shaft in its glistening substance, especially around the tip. Link couldn't believe the situation he was in. Only a while ago, he had fought an aberration of lava and rock, and now he was receiving heavenly pleasure from this.. Rather unique and exotic beauty of a warrior. A pang of guilt struck him as memories of Zelda flashed forth in his mind. It was true that he had a romantic interest in Zelda, but she always treated him as a friend. What they had was nothing to be cast aside, but it would most likely never grow into something more than a strong and close friendship.

Link shrugged it off, his right hand now grabbing the top of Impa´s head gently, but with the message clear, and pushed her head down. She complied, and opened her mouth, her blue/gray, soft lips soon wrapped around the dick, sending Link to cloud Nine. Impa´s mouth felt so warm, and her still wet tongue caressed the tip she sucked on, her hand still jacking the dick off, as a few muffled moans was heard.

´That's right, you enjoy this a lot, don't you?´ Impa thought with glee. ´Inexperienced, as I thought.´

Impa began to bop her head up and down the shaft, her lips never leaving it, as she continued to suck further and further. With each bop, her mouth took in more of the dick, inch by inch, until she had managed to almost deep throat the entire thing, before she pulled all the way back for air, still stroking the dick swiftly.

"Haah..Haah.. I-impressive size.. However.. How much can you handle, virgin-boy?" She finished with a smirk, before resuming her sucking. Her free hand travelled downwards, and grasped Link´s balls, playing with them as she sucked and licked the shaft mercilessly. As Link groaned in pleasure, arching his back in ecstasy, he felt pressure build up in his lower region, his legs twitching. Impa´s warm, wet mouth, sucking his dick felt too good, and the pressure simply build up more and more. He couldn't take it any longer! Link instantly grabbed Impa´s head again, keeping it in place.

"I-Impa, I'm.. I'm c-cumming!" Impa´s eyes widened, and as on queue, cum was blasted into the small Sheikah mouth, pouring down her throat.

´U-unbelievable! Just how big a load is he going to release? !´ Impa tried to swallow as much as possible, but it eventually was too much, resulting that some of the cum poured out of her mouth, and even her nose. Finally letting to of her head, Impa pulled back immediately, swallowing the cum that was still in her mouth and gasped for oxygen. However, much to both Impa´s and Link´s surprise, he was still cumming, and a few last white streams shot out and landed on the Sheikah woman's face before finally calming down.

Impa wiped the cum off, with the exception of the parts that had landed near her lips; she licked it off instead, savouring the taste before swallowing with yet another smirk.

"Not too shabby.. But you could only hold out for so lo-" Impa went silenced when she noticed that the dick was still erect - Still hard and standing. Link sheepishly grinned.

"I don't know about you, Lady Impa.. But I'm not done over yet." Impa noticed the mocking tone in his voice, and settled for a glare.

"Tch! You brat, I bet its all a fluke. Lets see how you fare against the real thing!" She began to undo her Sheikah-clothing as she kicked off her sandals, her tunic falling to the stone floor as she, one leg at a time, got out of the lower part of the tunic. Link´s eyes bulged upon seeing Impa´s naked form; her tanned, nude body completely visible, and her breasts swinging freely upon movement, almost hypnotizing. She covered herself by crossing her legs and using her arms to hide her chest as she glared at Link with a light blush.

"What are you waiting for? Get out of that ridiculous tunic!" Link nodded, throwing his hat and boots aside, got out of his pants and underpants completely, and lastly removed his tunic and shirt. Impa´s blush grew redder when she noticed that the boy was actually rather well built. Not by a huge amount, but he did have muscle, and was in a good, healthy shape. They both stared at each other for a few seconds before they finally walked over to each other, their arms grapping and touching as they kissed passionately. Impa slowly bent down, grabbing the dick once more as she licked and planted wet kisses all over it as she jacked Link off, before walking up the stairs, lying down on the top right next to the last step, her lower body and slender legs resting on the edge. She began beckoning the Hero with her index finger and a lustful smile on her lips.

Nodding as the only response, Link followed and kneeled down in front of her now spread legs, his face now on the same height as her cunt, which had only a small tuft of blonde hair above it. Getting a nod of approval from the Sheikah, Link proceeded with licking the small, pink opening.

Impa moaned loudly at the touch of his tongue, her body almost squirming as he licked the cunt, occasionally licking in particular the clitoris, or rubbing it tenderly with his fingers while licking. Every now and then, Link penetrated the cunt with one-two fingers, slowly at first, before picking up the haste. Impa moaned again and again, her hands playing with her nipples meanwhile.

Link continued to fingerfuck her, all the while he licked with eager around and at the cunt. The scent was musky, yet sweet, and the taste was even sweeter. His pace was swift, and her moans escaped her lips more often. Finally, her body tensed up and she climaxed, resulting in a small shower of juices, covering Link´s face as she squirmed in pleasure. Link managed to taste some of it, smiling. It truly was sweet.

Caressing her thighs, he got up and looked down at the Sheikah, who still smiled lustfully. She wrapped her legs around him, pulling him closer.

"Show me what a ´hero´ you are then.. Just stick it in.. And don't worry about me being in pain, its nothing I can't handle."

With that, Link nodded as he slowly thrust his large dick inside the pink opening, causing Impa to groan in pain.

"Are you alright, Impa?" Link asked, concern in his voice. Impa merely chuckled. "I'm alright, boy.. Just continue what you were doing. I'll be okay.." Still concerned, Link nevertheless continued to thrust, slowly but steadily. He felt himself soaring to Cloud Nine once more, loosing control.

"S-shit.. Impa.. You're… You're so t-tight.. Uugh.."

"Aaah..! Mmn..! Y-Yes, t-that's it… Aah! F-fuck me..! F-faster, harder, Hero..! Mmnn!"

"Haah... Haah..! Its so warm and moist.. Ah? I-Impa, you're bleeding!"

"Ah! I-its nothing.. Y-you just broke my hymen, that's all.. Mmn! You took my v-virginity.. You should feel h-honoured Mmnn! Yes! You're so big! You're stretching m-me! Aaahnn! F-fuck!"

"Impa! Aagh.. S-shit!" Link kept thrusting in and out of the gorgeous Sheikah woman, his pace speeding up as both of them released their screams and moans of pleasure. His dick completely wet by the tight vagina, he sled in and out effortlessly as he pounded it with vigor, harder and harder, his balls slapping against the lower part of her cunt which only seemed to ignite her lust even further. Blue eyes met red eyes, as the two began to make out mercilessly, their sloppy kisses only driving them further into the drunkenness of lust. Their tongues battled for supremacy as Link fast and hard fucked the Sheikah right there, on the edge of the staircase in a holy spring in the back of a sacred temple. Somehow, knowing this only triggered their horniness to a new level.

Suddenly, Link withdrew his head, much to Impa´s disappointment, but as he did, he changed his position slightly; he kept fucking her, now with her legs over his shoulders, and his hands grabbing her breasts, kneading them and every now and then pinching her hard nipples, making her moan louder.

"Shit..! Mmm! It feels like you're pulling me in, Impa..! F-fuck! It feels so good!"

"Fuck yes, aaahh! H-how can it feels so.. Mmn! G-good, you're a virgin after all- Aaah! Mmnn! D-damn it, who cares.. Nnm! You're making me c-cum again! Yes!"

They both moaned loudly, as Link after a few minutes bent down, still pounding the Sheikah cunt with his hard shaft, using her ample B/C-sized breasts as handles, and kissed Impa once more, before trailing his lips to Impa´s left side of her neck, and began to ´gently´ bite and suck at it, causing Impa to moan even louder, as she shifter her face to reach Link´s right side of the neck, returning the favour eagerly.

In addition, Impa let her hands travel up and down the Hero's back, her fingernails digging in to the flesh, drawing a thin line of blood along her movements. Link groaned, but kept his thrusting pace, if not even increase it only further.

They both stopped, gasping for air a bit as Link kept fucking Impa with delight.

The two of them kept on going for Hylia knows how long. But eventually, Link felt that pressure again, building up at an accelerating rate.

"Impa.. I'm.. I'm cum-" Her index finger silenced him.

"D-do it.. Cum inside me, L-Link.. Lets cum together.. Mmnn~ Yes!~"

"Agh! I-IMPA!"

"LINK! AAAHH~~!"

In a synchronized moment of ecstasy, they both climaxed to their hearts content. Impa´s juices streamed out of her stuffed vagina, showering Link´s balls as he came inside of her, shooting his large load into her wanting womb, a minor amount of it got pushed back out from Impa´s cunt, landing in a small puddle right underneath the area where their crotches had met for the whole lovemaking.

They both continued to cum for what seemed like a minute, before finally subsiding. Link attempted to pull out, but Impa´s legs kept him in place as she pulled him in for another make-out session, where they touched and groped each others sweaty bodies until Link turned his attention to Impa´s nipples, sucking them like there was no tomorrow. Impa moaned lustfully in acceptance, as the two finally stop. Link pulls out and rolls over to the side, the cold stone floor hitting his warm, sweaty and partly bloody back, causing him to flinch. As he took deep breaths and relaxed, Link is greeted by the semi-warm touch on his wet dick, and a even wetter tongue and mouth engulfing it.

Looking up, he sees Impa kneeled over his crotch, sucking and licking his shaft clean with a grin. Her blue/gray lips partly colored white from the cum, gone in an instant as she licks her lips clean next, jacking Link off once more while she fingers herself, fully visible for Link.

"Aaah… That was… Incredible! Perhaps.. Just perhaps.. There's hope for you, hero.." Impa says with a chuckle, smiling. Link grins back at her, slowly getting up.

"I'll be sure to conquer the trials as you said, Impa.."

With a shared laughter, they both take a quick dip in the spring, before putting on their clothes again. No towels were available, so that would have to do.

"Oh no!" Impa says with panic in her voice. "I've forgotten about Her grace! I hope she didn't continue travelling the Lanayru Desert alone!"

Link looks at her with a confused look. "Lanayru Desert?"

"Yes, its our next destination… As is yours too, I believe.." Impa looks at Link once more, her face blushing. Link blushed as well.

"I… I guess I should get going.." Impa nodded. "Y-Yes.. Me too.."

They stare timidly at the ground and the surroundings, before making eye contact. Still blushing, they both smile as they each take a few steps towards each other, ending with a tight embrace and their lips, locked together. They kept making out for a few minutes before breaking the kisses, staring at each other with flushed faces. Impa ran a hand over her neck, one of her arm bandages now used to instead cover the hickey Link had given her, with Link pulling up the collar of his shirt.

"I'll… see you later then.."

"Yes.. We will.. Don't slack off now, boy! We're counting on you!"

"Oh, don't worry about me.. Zelda wouldn't want her protector to be even more distracted than she already are right now."

"Tch! Cheeky brat.."

"Over-tall woman.."

They both looked at each other with frowns, before smiling warmly, sharing a laughter. Before Impa turned to the still beaming light, she blew a kiss towards Link, who made a gesture of catching it, placing the same palm over his heart as he blew a kiss back at her. She mimicked Link´s gesture and ran into the light pillar, as it vanished from sight. The Hero sighed, smiling as she ventured forward in the spring, noticing the Goddess Crest up ahead.

"Alright, if I remember correctly, I have to charge a Skyward Strike-"

With a purple light and a magical noise, Fi appeared out of the Goddess Sword, with what seemed to be a… Blushing face?

"Master Link. Forgive my intrusion, but I took the liberty to analyze the `battle´ you and the being now recorded as Impa had earlier. I conclude a 97% chance of increase in your stamina as a result. I also conclude a 85% chance of further increasing your stamina by continuing use of said method. Additionally, I detect that your heart rate increase drastically when Impa is involved. I recommend you keep it a secret from Zelda."

"…."

*Meanwhile*

As Impa stepped out of the light portal, she was met by a clearly worried Zelda, who had managed to make a campfire near said portal.

"Impa! What happened to you? You took so long, I began to worry! Are you alright?"

"I'm alright Your Grace.. I ended up with a… heated argument with your friend. Lets just say that he is a lot more motivated now. Rest assured." Impa tried to hide her smug smirk, as she walked over to Zelda.

"Let us continue, Your Grace. We have to make our way to the Temple of Time, located to the west."

Nodding, Zelda got up and followed the Sheikah as they began to walk down the desert paths.

"Impa?"

"What is it, Your Grace?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Of course. I'm Her Grace's chosen guardian after all. You can trust me with anything."

Zelda nodded. "The truth is.. I'm in love with Link.."

"…."

To be continued(?)

Woooh! There we go, one plate of rare pair of LoZ lemony smutness, with fluff on the side.

This is THE first time I'm writing a lemon, so…. Was it alright or just plain crappy?

REVIEW please! Flames will be doused and laughed at! If I don´t get enough reviews, I´ll probably wont continue this, and/or I may remove it from the site.

GrimGrave, out!