THE GOTHIC LEGEND OF ZELDA
CREATED BY: ALISHA AND ME.
PLAY FORMAT!
PERSON:(WHAT THEY DO)
THIS WAS AN ACTUALL PROJECT ALISHA AND I DID FOR OUR 8TH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS, WE GOT A B ON IT.
ENJOY.
OPENING
NARARATOR: This is a story about a princess named Zelda. She was not like your ordinary princess.
-Zelda in her room blasting Slipknot and putting on her black eyeliner, heavily.-
ZELDAS MOM: (comes into Zelda's room) TURN THAT HORRID MUSIC DOWN!!!
ZELDA: Never!
ZELDAS MOM: THEN YOU ARE GROUNDED! (leaves room)
ZELDA: Whatever. (continues with the eyeliner)
KAI: (Enters room)
ZELDA: What do you want?
KAI: I have come in service for Lady Bippi.
ZELDA:...And?...
KAI: I have come to kidnap you.
ZELDA: Are you insulting me?!?! Do I look like a Kid to you?!
KAI: Fine! Im here to take you to Lady Bippi's lair.
ZELDA: I dont wanna!
KAI: WELL DO IT ANYWAYS!
ZELDA: Shouldn't you leave a note for my parents telling them where you have taken me and what they have to do to get me back?
KAI: Got a pen and paper?
ZELDA: Oh, Here (hands note book and black pen)
KAI (Scribbles note) Alright, Ready?
ZELDA: No WAIT! (dramatic pause)...I forgot my Mountain Dew! ( Grabs mountain dew can)
KAI: I want one!\
ZELDA: But this is my last one!
Kai: well then you have to share with me!
ZELDA: NO! You'll get your GERMS on it!!
KAI: FINE! we'll stop at Conoco on the way!
Zelda: ok now Im ready.
they leave out the big window balcony...thing-------
ZELDA'S PARENTS ENTER
ZELDA'S MOM: ZELDA! WE SAID YOU'RE GROUNDED! -GASP-! SHES OUTTA MOUNTAIN DEW! AND SHES GONE!
ZELDAS DAD: Here's a note!
ZELDAS MOM: WELL what does it say?
ZELDAS DAD: I dont know, its all a bunch of Scribbles, All I can make out is, "went to Lady Bippi's castle...bring fish to the castle before the third day of Wednesday."
Zeldas mom: The third day of Wednesday??!?!! WHAT?!
zeldas dad: Who will save our beautiful, SINGLE daughter?
-waits a few secounds-
Zeldas dad: I SAID WHO WILL SAVE OUR BEAUTIFUL SINGLE DUAGHTER?!?
LINK: ( Tumbles in) I shall save your...um...ah...daughter.
Zelda's mom:...Are you kidding me?
Zeldas dad: Now,now, Honey. I'm Sure this young man is fully capable of this mission. Quest. Thing!
Link: Yea LADY. I'm quite honored to be saving your beautiful, Single, (winks to Zeldas dad) daughter...but by anychance, do you have a picture I could see?
BOTH PARENTS: JUST GO SAVE OUR DAUGHTER!
LINK: (Runs out, wait a few secounds, run back in) I dont know where she is.
Zeldas dad: (hands link the note)
Link: Okay! ( runs out and then in again)...I need a horse!
Both parents: (rolls eyes and sigh)
BIPPIS LAIR
NARRATOR!::: Zelda is sitting behind the bars while talking on her cell phone.
Zelda: I know! Why would anyone want to capture ME? (wait a few sec.) I know im a Princess but still! Ah, Crap! Someones coming. Talk to you later.
Zelda: (stands up and looks out to the field)
Link: My lovely Princess Zelda!! I have come to save you!
Zelda: ITS ABOUT TIME! Jeez!
Link: I shall save you! (tries to clime up the slide but fails)
Zelda: Ah Forget it! Here I Come! (jumps down and lands on face) Why didnt you catch me?
Link: Oh was I supposed to? Sorry could we try that over?
Bippi: MEROWHA!!!
KAI: Lady Bippi says "Where are you going?"
Zelda: Um, Home, Duh!
Bippi: MEOW.
Kai: she says "You got the fish?"
Link: Oh, was I supposed to bring the fish? Sorry can I bring it later?
Bippi:MERROOOW.
KAI: Fine how's tomorrow for you?
Link: I can't I have a gig with my band.
Bippi: Meow?
KAI: Friday?
LinkL Yea that would work but i Would have to bring it after my dentist appointment.
Bippi: Meow!
KAI: Deal!
Zelda: Kai! You should come with us! We're not the 'goodie good side' but not the evil side, but we have doughnuts!
Kai: I will!
Bippi:Meow!
Kai: GO EAT YOUR FISH!!!
NARRATOR: Link and Zelda Lived happily ever after. a Few weeks later, they got married. about an hour later they got a divorce.
THE END!!!!!