Greetings everybody! This is the 1st season of Diablo Films's biggest show, Tribute to the Area Man!
Attention: Each chapter will consist of the date where I conceived the episode, the cold open (which I will post soon in a separate story), any songs performed in the episode, and finally the summary of what happened.
With all of the points addressed, please enjoy!
Original air date: January 5, 2005
Cold Open: "The following program contains naughty bits/Button marked 'Idiot'"
Song performed: "Vertigo"- U2 (Goombella and Yoshi)
Summary: After introducing the new show and himself, Eric introduces Goombella, a former intern of Diablo Films executive David Haskell. The two of them intros the format: an anything-goes show with no plot, no script, and almost anyone can be on the show. Case in point: the janitor who mops the floor is treated as the first guest.
Eric then claims he has powers like the power of flight, but Goombella shuts him up by showing him a Crystal Star from her game, which she says will only work for good causes. After taking a few phone calls from fans, Eric demands more guests for his show, and Goombella obliges… with Toad and Toadette from the "Mario" series. Luckily, Ike Broflovski comes in with Michigan running back Michael Hart, who Eric and Goombella promptly interviews.
Karen Burton-Haskell then interrupts, and so does her husband David, who threatens to hurt Michael. Goombella then recalls David's recent past: from summer 2003, David has been trying to convince college and pro athletes who has lost big games to comment suicide, to the irritation of Karen. The Oklahoma football team then enters the studio, along with LSU's football team. Outnumbered 78 to 1, David gets imitated, but then Karen returns, takes away David's bazooka, and then shocks everyone by firing it at Hart! It soon turns into a free-for-all.
Later, Michael Hart is with Liane Cartman, who has given him 'sexual healing'. He threatens Karen, and then Eric, Goombella, and David comes in to give further help. Enter Karen, who Michael shows his injures to. Karen tries to apologize, and demands David to do something, which he does… that is, until the U.S Junior Hockey team (a target of David) comes in to beat up both the Breaking Gang and Michael. This leaves Eric and Goombella to fill in for Michael on the Michigan college football team 7 months later.