Hug an emo kid!
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"Emo? What's that?" James asked lily one fine spring day.
"Well, they're usually depressed, and sometimes feel unloved, or lonely, and-."
"so? Why do I care?"
"Well, sometimes, all they want is a hug."
"And? I don't even know any, er, emos."
"Think again, James." Lily winked, pointing at snape.
"WHAT??? You want me to hug that…that…thing???" he inched away from her, looking very perturbed. She took his hand, and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
"For me?" he blushed, and stared at the ground.
"Alright, fine." She shoved him, a bit roughly, to his feet.
"Go on then." James ambled up to snape, looking paranoid over his shoulder. No one was on the lawn but he, lily, and snape.
"Er, Severus?" snape jumped like someone had poked him in the arse with a acromantula stinger.
"What do you want, Potter?!"
"Uh, well, you see, lily asked my to do this and I told her I would and I cant go back on my promise because she'd hate me forever so I hope you cheer up soon so here." He lunged awkwardly, catching snape around the middle.
"Potter, what the-! Get off, OUCH!" james lost his balance, toppling over on top of snape, who pulled out his wand
"stupefy!"
"ouch!" james, who had just gotten back to his feet, toppled over again, landing face-first in the grass. Snape swirled his cloak and stalked off in a huff. Sirius, who had witnessed the event from a window in the gryffindor common room, howled with laughter.
Lily giggled.
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A/N: haha!3 don't kill me, but I had to write this. I have nothing against emos, so don't flame me. I am emo. But I just wanted to have snape get hugged and james get his arse kicked, and this is how it turned out.
Moral of the story: never hug an emo who doesn't want a hug! 3