God, I'm so bored…and hungry. When is the miserable one going to feed me? It must be about dinner time now? I wish he'd cheer up, I'm sure I am getting high blood pressure from the amount of salt he leaks on to my food! Not to mention how unhygienic it is!
Shit! It's cleaning day today! Quick, think, where the hell can I hide this bone? I'd almost got the last one gnawed into a pretty good ball shape when the git took it away! Why the hell does this thing not have pockets? I swear however designed this outfit was an imbecile!
Oooh, what's this? Oi! What do you think this is? A bloody freak show? Rude buggers! Ok! So you want to have a staring contest do you? Bring it on! Ha! I win! No, don't go, you're about the only entertainment I've had in this bloody place. Fine! Go! See if I care! You were getting boring anyway!
Damn! Can't a girl get any decent conversation in this place? All Mopey talks about is how misunderstood he is and how he's going to save some bird called Lisa. Change the bloody record! And as for Poser! Christ how many times do I have to tell him no? The guy is sex mad! Ooo, I wonder if I can get Mopey to bring Dr Dishy down? Perhaps if I stop eating for a bit? Nope, did that last time. Pathetic crying in the corner? No, a girl's got her dignity…even in this crummy place!
God, I'm bored…and hungry. When is the miserable one going to feed me?