To Oz:
Jack wanted to spend his birthday quietly; felt way past the days of making a fuss over it.
Sam had acquiesced.
No fancy presents.
No party.
No fuss.
Surviving the Air Force, aliens, Kinsey; and having Samantha Carter as his wife were gifts enough. No challenging these odds.
Returning home from his evening run he found a yellow box sitting on their bed.
Opening it, the General laughed out loud. Inside were three pairs of briefs each with Wizard of Oz characters standing on a curiously positioned yellow brick road.
Sam's handwritten card read 'Take me to Oz baby'