I'd just like to begin by saying that Atlantian authors have much better grammar and spelling than many of those in the Final Fantasy fandoms. Yes… Anyway, this is my first Atlantis fic, so enjoy (and review)!

The Proposition

Dr. Rodney McKay sat alone in his lab, working. For once, though, he was not typing on his laptop. No, he was scribbling furiously on a notebook in his lap. The physicist was so focused that he didn't notice Dr. Katie Brown slip past the door and sit down quietly on the table in front of him, legs wide open. "Hey Rodney."

"Ah! Katie, I can't afford to be having heart attacks right now!" spat McKay angrily.

"But I'm lonely." Katie used the look she learned from John and implemented the fullest pout she could conjure.

"Yes, well shoo. I'm busy."

"No you're not. And since you're just doodling, why don't you make a nude sketch of me?" Katie leaned back, legs still open.

"Uh…leave me alone!"

"How about I give you a lap dance?"

"You're a botanist. You don't know how."

"Oh, it's easy enough," said Katie as she took the notebook out of his hand and sat down on his lap, "you just gyrate a little and use a lot of pelvic friction. Heehee."

By now Rodney was sputtering. "Um, no. That's alright. I…have work to do."

"Hmm, that's too bad." She stood up and placed the notebook back in his shaking hands.

"I've had so many compliments about my sweet ass. And I can't help but notice the way you always stare at my boobies," she said seductively as she shrugged.

"Oh, well. By, Rodney."

Katie sauntered out the door and walked a few feet.

"Did you get him?" asked Carson.

"You owe me one."

The two heard the door to the lab opening and Katie resumed stalking slowly away and Carson retreated into the adjacent hallway.

"Katie! About that lap dance-"

"There you are, Rodney!" said Carson as he pretended to run into them.

"Carson! What-"

"It's time for your physical." Carson grabbed Rodney by the arm and began to drag him off to the infirmary.

"Get away from me, you psycho voodoo witch doctor!"

"Don't make me get out the mercury injections, Rodney."

"Oh my God, you have those?"

"Shut up, Rodney."

"Help! Bloody murder! Bloody murder!"

"I'll use the lead needles, Rodney!"

"He's murderously whack! Help! This isn't fair!"

Katie watched as the two stooges walked off into the hallway, their voices receding. That was fun. I should do this more often.

End

Yeah, I thought of this trying to fall asleep at 2 AM on a Monday night. Forgive me. Reviews! Gimme gimme!