Happily Never After inc

by thereadingturtle

One shot about the real story of Romeo and Juliet. Rated T for super mild cursing.

Happily Never After inc.

A/N This is a little one shot that I did to become a beta reader. Thanks for reading!

Hi, I'm Janice. Badass, sarcastic, and fire starter extraordinaire. I work for "Happily Never After inc." the secret society to mess up stories. We mostly do fairy tales but other stories are vary welcome. I'm a top agent. My fire starting ability is vary helpful. Ya know… fire… destruction… comes in handy. I have worked on several good cases like Cinderella, Rupunzle, Snow White, and the best, Romeo and Juliet. See the parents still hated each other and all that crap but, the letter still got to Romeo and they lived happily ever after. But I went in, stole the letter, (I think I still have it some where in here) gave the old man a death liquid (not a sleeping liquid like it was originally) and now they are both dead. Because of me. Happily never after.