The Matchmaking of Haruhi Suzumiya

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I don t own Haruhi Suzumiya. They belong to the person who created them. I only own the story idea! I hope everyone enjoys the story!
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It started out as a normal day for me. I woke up as I normally did, and I trekked up the tall hill as normal. I wasn't the first person in the classroom, but there was only one person who hadn't show up yet. I knew she wouldn't be here for awhile. I don't know why I was getting worried about her.

I sighed, resting my head on my hand and looked out the window, just thinking about any random thing that would come into my head, most of the time I thought about Asahina-san and what outfit Haruhi would put her into today. In fact, I was lost in my fantasy that I didn't see her come in. In my fantasy Asahina-san was wearing her cute little maid outfit, and she was serving me tea.

"Hey! Kyon! Did you hear what I said?" She said as she poked me in the back of my head with her pencil. I looked at her and blinked confused, I didn't even hear her talking to me. Hell, I didn't even hear her run into the room! I looked over at her and gave her a look that said, yeah, like I heard what you said. I was really pissed off that she had to interrupt me during a fantasy about Asahina-san.

She sighed a little and looked at me, "Why are you one of the most important people in the SOS Brigade if you don't even pay attention to what I say?" I sighed a little as I laid my head on my desk. She began to poke me again with that stupid pencil of hers.

"I said that you know how I said that I hate normal people?" She said as she leaned back in her chair, hands behind her head. For those of you who don't remember Haruhi's famous speech at the beginning of the year, she said this, "Normal people bore me. I'm only interested in Timer Travelers, ESPers, and Aliens." That was how Asahina-san, Itsuki Koizumi, and Nagato Yuki came to be here. And we are the members of the SOS Brigade, a club that basically does nothing.

I looked at her and nodded a little. "Well what would happen if a Timer Traveler and an ESPer had a baby? Would the child have Time Traveling Powers or would it be an ESPer? Or maybe it would have both powers?" She said to herself as she leaned against the window. I looked at her eyes wide. If what Koizumi said is true, that means that Asahina-san and Koizumi would have to have a baby because Haruhi wanted it. And to create a baby they would have to- Damn Koizumi that smiling bastard! How dare he do that to Asahina-san!

Apparently I didn't say the right answer to her because then she poked me in the head with her damn pencil again. I was about to take that damn thing from her when the teacher walked in and began class.

Well I would be lying if I said that picturing Koizumi and Asahina-san together didn't upset me. Infact, I didn't pay attention to most of the class. I was too busy thinking of different ways to hurt him if he even tried to do anything with Asahina-san! Even though I wasn't paying attention to the teacher, the class went fairly normally.

It was after 5th period that interesting things happened. We had just finished lunch. A girl walked in and looked very confused and nervous as she walked in and handed the teacher the note. I have to say that she was a very pretty girl. She had long reddish brown hair that she had tied back with a blue ribbon, she also have very pretty green eyes that seemed to hold so many secrets.

The teacher looked confused but smiled a little as he read the note and then looked at us. "All right everyone; we have a brand new student. This is Tenno Tenshi, and she just moved here from Canada with her family. So I know that it's late in the semester, but please try to make her feel welcome and answer any questions that she might have about the classes or the building."

Ah, so that's why she looked so nervous. She was just transferring in and she thought that she wouldn't make any friends. She blushed a little as the entire class looked at her. I have to admit that she had a very cute blush.

"Well we don't have a desk for you today, but for the rest of the day you can sit at my desk until we can get you one tomorrow." The girl nodded a little and then pulled up a chair next to the teachers desk as he began the next lesson.

I felt something poke me in the back of my head. I sighed and moaned a little and looked at Haruhi. I was seriously going to take all of her pencils and break them. "What?" I whispered to her. "Don't you think it's strange?" She asked without bothering to whisper, the teacher, however continued the lesson as if nothing was bothering him. I have to say, I'm glad that whatever was wrong with Haruhi, be it that she was a God or whatever. "What do you mean?" I whispered, even though the teacher didn't say anything. "Well she came from Canada! She's transferring in the middle of the semester. And in the middle of the day! That's really odd don't you think?"

I just looked at her and shrugged a little as I looked back up at the teacher, trying to make myself focus on the lesson again.

After the class ended, Haruhi was the first one out of the room, apparently she had a new outfit for Asahina-chan and she wanted to get in on her before she had a chance to escape. I sighed as I packed up my things. "Excuse me Kyon-kun?" I heard a soft female voice say.

I looked up and there was Tenshi looking at me with a soft smile. "Well it's really nice to finally meet you Kyon-kun! I've heard lots of good things about you from Mikuru-chan! I'm so glad that I got to come and meet you!" She said as she bowed a little. She looked so adorable that I just wanted to melt. "What do you mean you've heard a lot from Mik- I mean Asahina-san? You aren't-" I looked at her eyes wide. Oh man! No way, you've got to be kidding me! There's no way! She's got to be just a normal girl!

She looked at me and smiled again, "I'm a Time Traveler, just like Mikuru-chan! I can't tell you if I'm from another time, cause that's classified information!" She said grinning, looking just like a little kid. Okay, I just want to let you know, I am not a pervert and I'm not into the girls who like they are just children!

I sighed a little as I looked around and thankfully everyone had left the room. I looked down at her and sighed a little. "So what is your purpose for being here?" I asked sighing again, running a hand through my hair. "Umm, well my purpose here is to become the lover of Koizumi and then bare his child!" She said smiling brightly at me.