The Trashcans
Emmett was lying on the couch waiting for his siblings to come down. Rosalie had left earlier before Emmett had even gotten home from his hunt. He hoped Edward had already left so he could drive his jeep. It was trash day and he wanted the chance to smash some trashcans. Rosalie would probably kill him when she found out, but the trashcans were out to get him. Well that was what he was going to tell people when they asked why he did it.
"Hate to ruin your plans," Edward said gliding down the stairs, "but I'm here."
Emmett groaned. "Can't I drive my jeep anyway? I want to crush some trashcans!" Emmett was about to start begging.
"Why do you want to crush trashcans?" Edward asked. Sometimes Edward thought Emmett was insane.
"They're out to get me!" Emmett said. He sounded like a 5 year old girl when he said it.
Edward smiled and stifled a laugh. "How do you know this?" Edward asked. As soon as he did he guessed he would regret asking.
Emmett smiled deviously, "Rosalie's hair told me to." Emmett had officially decided on his 'perfect' excuse. Carlisle would freak out if he found out. Rosalie would kill him. Edward was laughing hysterically when Alice came down the stairs. "Who are you riding with little sister?" Emmett asked noticing her.
"At least warn her you're going to crush trashcans!" Edward protested.
"Ok, I'm going to crush trashcans," Emmett said, "who are you riding with the sane driver or the other sane driver who has trashcans that are out to get him?" Alice laughed her twinkling laughter
"I'll go with you then Emmett." Alice said.
"Yay!" Emmett exclaimed. He began to literally skip towards his massive jeep singing a song he had obviously made up just seconds ago. "The trashcans tried to eat me, the trashcans tried to eat me but I ran them over with my jeep!" His song was to a tune almost the same as 'The Farmer in the Del'. Alice followed him and literally had to jump to get into his jeep due to her small size. In a matter of seconds he had crushed 7 trashcans.