DOCTOR WHOOVES VS MASTER.
The Doctor's POV
I was locked in a battle with the master, trying to stop him from creating a black hole to engulf the planet Macagudabong, he wanted it to power his new TARDIS with the energy created with it. Next thing you know, were locked in a sword fight, in the temple of Racacacaca were the master set up his detonator, I was winning, until… he pressed the .BUTTON!
Dun
Duun
Duuuuuun
I awoke on a hill, soft pastel coloured trees surrounding me, I didn't know where I was, or why I was here, but hey, more exciting that way isn't it? I slowly stood up, I was dizzy but I managed to get up onto my hooves, then I adjusted my WAIT! HOOVES?! I looked down, but where I should have feet, instead I had horse hooves, I looked at my hands, and they were horse hooves too! I pulled my mirror out of my pocket (yes I keep a mirror and comb in my pocket, how else would I keep my hair looking so good?) but then realised, I DON'T HAVE ANY POCKETS! My sonic screwdriver, my teddy bear, my string, my lunch and my anti cyber gun WERE ALL GONE! What would I do?
"Mister, are you okay?" a voice came over into my two PONY ears, I looked up and saw an adorable cartoon like Pony coming towards me, she had pink skin and fur and a darker pink mane! A PINK PONY! IMAGINE THAT!
"Yes, umm I'm ok, just had a bit of an argument with my arch enemy, everything is fine!" I said, trying to keep her away from me, this pony was CREEPY, the look in her eyes like she belonged in a mental institute, her oversized smile, despite my protests she came towards me and made a noise even worse than the TARDIS materialization.
"HHHHHUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" she umm, is said the right word?
"Ummm" I replied
"Wow, a new PONY in town, you gotta come meet my friends, they love new ponies, well except Fluttershy but that's coz she is well, shy, and Twilight can be a bit boring but she is a nice mare!" she exclaimed
"Ummm, twilight, as in the books about vampires?" I said, terrified at this pony's CRAZINESS!
"No silly I mean PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE!" she yelled "she's my friend, whatever you need help with she's your mare!"
"Well that's all very well and good but i-" I was cut off by a voice in my head, it was The Master.
No no doctor, just master now, no need for THE… heh heh heh, I see you've turned into a pony as well, this is going to be interesting, Equestria, that's the planet we are on now, is a very defenceless place, perfect for me to create a black hole, and this time you can't stop me MWAH HAH HAH!
"Strange, I never thought of the master as the MWAH HAH HAH type." I said, accidentally out loud
"What are you talking about Mister?" the pink pony continued.
"Ummm, nothing no, nothing. oh and names, I am" I started, who should I be, the master changed his name ever so slightly to keep it interesting, "I am, Doctor Whooves" yes that sounded good! Very good in fact, it suited me, classy, clever, a little bit sexy, maybe I should keep it when I'm back on Ear-
"DOCTOR WHOOVES! Great name!" said the pink pony "I'm Pinkie Pie!"
"Oh, I wonder why" I said sarcastically
"What's your cutie mark Doctor?" Pinkie asked me, I didn't want to sound stupid like I didn't know what a cutie mark is, even though I don't
"Do you have one? Can I see it?" I said, she turned around and I saw she had three little balloons on her upper leg
"It means I'm good at PARTYING!" She yelled
"Oh, how lovely!" I said, not sarcastically, parties are awesome if you remember to take a banana! I looked over at my leg, Pinkie looked too, on my upper leg I had
"An hourglass" Pinkie said, "maybe it means your good with time."
"Well, that would make sense, I am a Timepony" I said, changing the word slightly, for a laugh "from gallop-frey"
"Ummmm, ok" Pinkie said
"So, Pinkie"
"It's Pinkie Pie" she confirmed, that's what I said isn't it?
"Show me to Princess Twilight Sparkle!" I said
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