So this is a disney maid sama parody like one shot. I was suppose to be on a hiatus officially by tonight but I fell asleep the whole day and forgot to post my last few updates so from tomorrow. Angel gave me some ideas for this since she was more insulting the princesses. Enjoy!

-Princess meets Pervert-

Misaki Pov

I hate it. I hate it all. They think they can meet us for one second and we'll just somehow fall in love with them? Yea right. I'm better than that. Who said Cinderella needed that prince? She could've left her family secretly and find a guy who wasn't a prince. He just saw her in the back of the room among all those boring looking girls and thought, "Hey why not go for the pretty one in the back?"

He left the ones he thought looked annoying and went to the beauty in the back. Is that love? Hell no. They were intrigued. I need to save all these girls from that. Falling in love based with looks . Who gets married after two days. Two?

Speaking of two days why was Hans so cruel to Anna huh? These princes will be the death of us. How dare he not unfreeze her heart? If I could kick his ass I would. His heart was colder than Elsa's magic. Was meeting at one ball love hell no? And guess what, the prince was conniving. They all are and I wish I could save my fellow princesses from them.

Take a look at Ariel. The prince practically ignored her when Ursula showed up. She had a good voice but should have prefered Ariel. And what I hate the most is when Ariel is exposed. What? Now you like her? What happened when she couldn't talk huh? All of a sudden she got that voice you like yes I wanna marry you? Her personality needed the voice?

Take a look at sleeping beauty. When she was unconscious that prince came to her and kiss her when it was only both of them. Who knows what else he did before she woke up. He could've been a bad guy and did something before he kissed her. I won't trust him. Besides how did they fall in love in just a few days? When were you gonna tell her you are engaged to some princess huh? It turned out to be her I bet you were happy.

Lastly snow white. Why does the prince have to be the one to wake us up? Why couldn't a dwarf save her? It just had to be the prince. To make us feel like we owe them something. To give us guilt. What if she was thinking crap I gotta marry him now he saved my life dammit so she forced a smile. She had more mutual feelings with the dwarfs!

"Princess there is a man in the throne room who requests to meet you," A maid told me.

I sighed because some wanna be prince charming is here thinking I'm a damsel in distress needing some love. I head to the throne room anyway.

At least some of them got married to good guys I have to admit that. Belle got to know the beast. She got to know his past rather than just knowing he was rich. She got to know he had a bad personality but was still tough and loved him. He loved her back equally. If he yelled at her one more time I would've hit him so hard he would mistake pain for love.

Rapunzel found Eugene. I found her tough for showing him who's boss and swinging that pan at him. He could've killed her and take the crown but he developed feelings for her. And they didn't get married right away. Amen!

Some princesses found true love. And what did I get?

I enter the throne room and saw a blond guy staring at me the moment I entered.

"Listen here princ-"

"I'm not a prince," He answered right away.

"Who are you then?" I asked with confusion. Only princes came to me.

"I'm a perverted alien," He smirked.

My mouth hanged open unlady like.

They got a prince and I got a pervert.

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Until next time my perverted aliens ~ Violet.