Manny Rivera, a zesty 13 year old who is otherwise known as…
EL TIGRE!
Manny and Frida were playing at the arcade together in Miracle City.
"I will beat your ass in Pacman!" said Manny.
"Not on my fucking watch!" said Frida.
Frida kept shoving Manny while he was trying to win the arcade game.
"Hey! Stop shoving me, Puta!" said Manny as he shoved her back.
"Don't go loco, amigo!" said Frida. They finished level 7.
"Dammit!" said Manny. "It's a stupid tie!"
"In your FACE!" Frida said. "Frida Suarez, out!"
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The next day, Frida and Manny were hanging out at school. They were in the 7th grade. Manny and Frida were best friends and hung out almost all the freaking time. Frida wasn't really the best influence on Manny, and she always gets Manny/El Tigre into some kind of mischief. Frida's dad is a cop.
"Hiya Manny, What goes on?"
"Ey, Mi Puta, What up?" said Manny. They both did a fist bump as they met each other by their locker.
Two guys were standing somewhere in the distance, stalking Manny and Frida, but mostly Frida. Their names were Diego and El oso. Diego and El oso were holding a pair of binoculars, and zoomed in on Frida's face. They were both just two nerds that were in their grade level and also are super villains.
They sighed dreamily. "Frida Suardez is sooo cute!" said Diego.
"Her blue hair, her big dumb red goggles! She's just got it!" said El oso.
"I like…her boots." Said Diego with a dreamy smile.
They had a major crush on Frida. Frida was a Spanish girl who was also 13. She has light blue sproingy hair and mesmerizing dark blue eyes. She always wears red goggles on her head, a white tank top, a red mini skirt with suspenders, black boots and bracelets with spikes on them. She had a bubbly personality and an annoying voice.
Frida and Manny were walking to class together after the first bell rang. Manny had brown curly hair, brown skin, and green eyes, wore a jacket plus jeans with a magical belt buckle that transforms him to El Tigre. He also has freckles and a scar on his eye.
"Frida Suardez, one day you will be mine!" said Diego.
"Back off, stupido. She's mine!" said El Oso.
"Sadly, she belongs to that puta who's always hanging out with her…"
Just then, an idea rang in Diego's head.
"In order to have Frida all to ourselves, we must eliminate Manny Rivera!"
"Uh, isn't that going a little bit too far" said El oso.
"Si, your right. How bout we just sing her a love song? Then Frida and I will make the perfect couple!" said Diego.
Manny and Frida were all ready in class, and Diego wrote a song about Frida and daydreamed about her at school. Soon, the final bell rang and all the kids ran outside.
Diego and El oso followed Manny and Frida and hid in a bush. Diego ran over to Frida and took out his guitar, then started to sing.
"Oh, Mi Amor Frida!
Why do you hang out with that loser?
You. Senorita and me, are meant to be
Your big red goggles aren't stupid to me!
SO DATE ME! CHA!" Diego bashed the guitar on Manny's head and waited for Frida to fall in love with him.
"You like that? Heh, I write it mah self!" said Diego.
"Dude, that was the worst song I've ever heard!" said Frida. "Plus Manny and I are just FRIENDS!"
…
Frida and Manny went home and somehow Manny was hit with a guitar but he magically got all better, and Frida was practicing with her band, The Atomic Sombreros.
"Hey, what was your band called again?" said Manny.
"The 'Atomic Sombreros!' One day me and my band will become FAMOUS!" Frida exclaimed. "And I'm the lead singer! And will get a record label! And get rich! And have fans screaming for us! And more cash! And YOU'll be my manager! And you'll have to do everything I SAY! Ahahahah HA!" Frida said really fast.
She picked up her guitar and started singing in Manny's face.
"Ohh yeah!
Time flies when your havin' fun
Always goin' everywhere
Sometimes when you lose to Kartana
They stripped you to your underwear, yeah!
Your itty bitty spongebob underwear! YEAH!"
Manny took Frida's microphone away and was embarrassed. "Shut up, Frida!"
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There's a chapter 2 if you haven't noticed… ;)