Prologue:
Her florescent pink hair was glistening again, the same old shine that made it almost adorable, Despite its short length it seemed to move good in the summer breeze, on top of that her jutsu was almost perfect, how the hell was he supposed to get a girl like that to like him? Let alone love him?!
He shook his head, thinking too much about her would set him astray from his mission, but there again there was still that small image of her in his head, no matter if he was getting shouted at, in a detention, attempting to study, or even getting slapped by her senseless he couldn't put the thoughts of her beautiful features out of his mind for even a second.
Then it hit him, his alarm clock to be precise, it had fell off the bedside table and directly into the middle of his face.
"Not again..." He picked up the clock and slammed it back onto the table, also noticing the time that was shown. 7:30 AM, and that's when another thing hit him, he was late, again. His clothes were all over the floor making it an effort to get dressed and after that he had to lock the house up so that nobody could break-in taking about Ten minutes alone.
He rushed through the town towards the training arena, picking up a bowl of ramen for breakfast and eating it on the way weaving in and out of the crowds until he reached the gates to the training grounds and outside was the Pervy Sage himself. He sighed.
"Naruto you're about an hour late... what the hell were you doing?" Jiraya glared at him
"Eh... Nothing Pervy sage, anyway what're we learning today?" Naruto's eyes gleamed with anticipation
"Today... We're going to learn..." Jiraya smiled and Naruto started shaking in excitement "...How to..." Naruto couldn't hold in his excitement any more.
"How to what?! What are we learning sensei?! Tell me!" He started to jump around like a hyperactive child and then Jiraya placed his hand on the top of his head.
"How to get a girlfriend. Like Sakura for instance" Naruto's eyes widened and he laughed thinking 'Finally!'
"You see, being a Sanin I can tell that you really like her, maybe enough to... you know... do some research of your own" He laughed and then Naruto punched him
"That's far enough you pervert! I...I never think of Sakura like that..." He hid his facial expression because if he didn't Jiraya would be able to tell he was lying but he must've already known all along, after all the only thing he could think about was her beautiful features... but if he was really going to do this... then he'd need to name it... something like...:
THE S RANK ASSIGNMENT OF LOVE
