Author's Note: This is a round-robin type fic that my friends and I wrote. We were just having fun, not writing this for publication, but I thought we should put it up here.The last installment is mine. This first one is by MerryFairy, who does not have a account :(

A Few Disclaimers: We do not own Stargate. I think we even stole this email poll. Also, when we wrote this, we hadn't been watching the show very long, so there are several discrepancies.


Good morning, campers! Team bonding time! It's 3 am and I am very, very high on cold medicine- No, Carter, I didn't follow the directions on the label... not so sure I could read them anymore anyway... well since we're risking our necks together every day, and I found this little survey, I decided we should get to know each other better! T, you only have to do one, but Junior can do his own if he likes, and Danny, I want this back by 1500 on Tuesday- there's your three days heads-up! Whee! Have fun!... The fun bit is an order, kids. Jack

1. What actor/actress is hot enough to make you consider changing your sexual orientation for one night:

2. What did you do in high school:

3. What is in your CD player right now:

4. Name one song you're embarrassed to like:

5. Where were you on 9/11:

6. Have you ever dressed in drag:

7. How many times have you seen Titanic:

8. How naked have you been in public?

9. What is the most interesting thing you've done on an airplane:

10. Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved atall:

11. What is your favorite contient:

12. What is your least favorite bone to break:

13. It's Saturday morning, and you're sick. What's on your TV:

14. It's Friday night and you're sick. What movie are you watching:

15. Have you ever done karaoke:

16. Have you ever been in a movie:

17. What is your favorite food:

18. What is the strangest pet you've had:

19. What's under your bed:

20. If you could cameo on any TV show, what would it be:

21. If you could live in any fictional world, where would you live:

22. Have you ever placed a restraining order or had one placed againstyou:

23. If you could smack any celebrity, who would it be?

24. If you could smack any TV show character, who would it be?

25. If you could look like anyone, who would it be?

26. What movie (s) have you seen more than 10 times?

27. Who is your favorite villain?

28. Who is your favorite hero?

29. Do you claim any religious affiliation?

30. Have you ever seen Sleepless in Seattle (be honest, Dan)?

31. Do you own anything pink?

32. Whose picture do you have in your wallet?

33. What was the last song you sang?

34. Who was the last person you hugged?

35. When was the last time you cried?

36. What is your favorite place?

37. What is your least favorite place?

38. What is your favorite physical feature of the same/opposite sex?

39. What is your perfect pizza?

40. What are you afraid of?

41. What is your most overused phrase?

42. What is your first thought waking up?

43. Pepsi or Coke?

44. Chocolate or vanilla?

45. Cappuccino or coffee?

46. Have you ever played a game involving removal of clothing?

47. Have you ever been beaten up?

48. Have you ever shoplifted?

49. What did you want to be growing up?

50. How many illegal drugs have you taken?

51. Have many people would you trust with your life?

52. How many tattoos do you have?

53. How many scars do you have?

54. Do you drool or snore when you sleep?

55. How did you wake up?

56. What did you dream about?

57. Who was the last person you saw?

58. Who was the last person you talked to?

59. If you could kill any one person, who would it be?

60. How many pillows are on your bed?

61. Who was the last person to annoy you?

62. What was the last word you said?

63. When was the last time you said, "I don't fcking remember?"

64. What color socks are you wearing?

65. McDonalds or Burger King

66. Have you ever been called a tease?

67, What country would you most like to live in?

68. Adidas or Nike?

69. How do you want to die?

70. How many CDs do you own?

71. How many times have you been in the newspaper?

72. What was the last thing you said?

73. What was the last noise you heard before you feel asleep?

74. When did you wake up?

75. Do you believe in God?

76. Do you speak another language?