Title: Mary Sue Complaint.
Author: dikela
Fandom: LOTR
Disclaimer: I don't own anything and I don't profit.
Summary: Do you really think that Mary Sue's life is easy?
Fiction rated K+ - English - Genre: humour - Complete
"Mary Sue Complaint"
Never again, do you hear?
You can look for another Mary Sue for your stories. I am through!
You promised that Elf and Ranger would BOTH love me. And what happened?!
Rivendell was even more beautiful than I expected. The elves were kind. But those TWO! They were always talking to each other. For hours I had to listen to their talking. And when I tried to attract their attention they called me a pest! And CLIMBED A TREE!
So I am leaving you and moving to another fandom.
At least on 'Voyager' they can't get away.
Your Mary Sue.