This is a spin-off from Eckhart's Truth Serum Reveals Too Much.
This on core is dedicated to Krowl-fu in Australia, my biggest fan and new
pen pal (a tear drops my eye). May God put those nasty bushfires out and
put a smile on your face. Thanks again for all the great reviews everyone,
and please don't hesitate to tell me my story is getting flat out stupid!!
Brennan was three blocks from the underground still in a trance with the VIP pass around his neck and he didn't notice Ashlocke's Strand closing in on him.
Brennan sprayed his mouth with breath spray and sniffed his armpits.
When Brennan finally looked up there were five Strand members directly in front of him.
"Damn! You bitches are H.O.T.! Rough Rough" (YES, Brennan was barking like a dog). "Did Adam sent you up here to greet me?"
Two of the rebel mutants stepped aside and from the darkness walked Ashlocke.
"Ashlocke, these are your bitches?" questioned Brennan.
"Yes Brennan, and don't think for a second that VIP pass to Skanksville will get you anywhere near them. Take him ladies, we will use him as bait to shut down Adam's operation once and for all". Ashlocke motioned to his bitches.
"Listen, you don't want to mess with me I am on steroids and extremely dangerous" said Brennan.
Brennan sparked up some electricity in his hands, but realized he was no match for Ashlocke and his bitches so he took off running in the opposite direction. He cursed at himself. All he wanted was one night of sinful immoral orgies one-after-another. He was the good guy here.
He couldn't understand why they were gaining on him. He felt so bloated. He was sweating profusely. At last his fat ass everyone jokes about had caught up with him. He tried to jump down a flight of stairs and his pants instantly ripped at the seams.
"ADAM!! ADAM!!" Brennan yelled into his COM link in a panic.
"Oh what the hell is it Brennan you need directions on how to work my bitches? Let them show you DAMN IT that is what they are paid for." Yelled Adam who was pissed Brennan's voice over the COM link interrupted him and Shalimar.
Shalimar was aroused even more when she heard Brennan's voice and her eyes shot feral. Adam let out a slight moan as she began to go all animal on him.
"Adam it is important. Ashlocke is chasing me down and I split my pants," said Brennan.
"Ohhhh.What did I tell you Brennan about your mass size .. Ohhhh" moaned Adam.
"Adam, are you having sex? Who is with you Adam? Adam, talk to me today was laundry day and I am not wearing any boxers." Said Brennan.
MEANWHILE:
"Hold still Emma" said Jesse as he tried to center the bowl on her head.
"This is so uncomfortable," said Emma.
"Well you are the one who likes your hair cut this way, this is the price you must pay." Jesse said as he chopped her bangs off even with the bowl.
"There all done" said Jesse blowing gently on her neck to remove the hair. "You smell so good," said Jesse as he leaned in and kissed her neck softly.
"Jesse, it is so late, are you sure we have enough time for this?" Emma said rolling her eyes behind his back.
Instantly Adam and Shalimar came barging in. Adam was buttoning his jeans up and had major bed head.
"We have an emergency," said Adam before adding "Emma, why are you wearing my cereal bowl on your head?"
"I'll wash it before breakfast tomorrow" said Emma.
"Fine there better not be any hair floating in my milk. You know how finicky I am, and you know the rules of sanctuary. No borrowing without permission," he added.
"Brennan is surrounded by Ashlocke and some of his Grade A bitches. I am tracking his last location now. Take the helix, all of you and I will send you the coordinates."
"Oh my God poor Brennan!" said Emma.
"I am afraid it is worse than that. He ripped his pants," said Adam.
Mutant X began to run out the door.
"Try to snag as many of those bitches along with Brennan," yelled Adam. "Make me proud".
"Hold up guys, I want to put my 5" pumps on instead of these running shoes. I will be there in one minute." Said Emma.
"Okay Em, but hurry, Bren's life is at stake here." Said Jesse.
As they approached the location of the coordinates from Brennan's COM link, Jesse noted, "Shalimar your shirt is on inside out and backwards."
As they approached the scene, there was nothing there but Brennan's COM link and his VIP pass.
"Adam" Shalimar called into her link "Its bad. Brennan is gone and he left his VIP pass and COM link behind".
"This doesn't sound good," responded Adam. "Brennan has been known to leave his COM link behind but I know him well enough that the VIP pass being left is no coincidence. It is a sign from Ashlocke."
"What do we do?" said Shalimar.
"For now head back to sanctuary. I know Brennan would die for my cause but lets at least have a martini over it".
Too Be Continued?? Or lets call it a day.
Brennan was three blocks from the underground still in a trance with the VIP pass around his neck and he didn't notice Ashlocke's Strand closing in on him.
Brennan sprayed his mouth with breath spray and sniffed his armpits.
When Brennan finally looked up there were five Strand members directly in front of him.
"Damn! You bitches are H.O.T.! Rough Rough" (YES, Brennan was barking like a dog). "Did Adam sent you up here to greet me?"
Two of the rebel mutants stepped aside and from the darkness walked Ashlocke.
"Ashlocke, these are your bitches?" questioned Brennan.
"Yes Brennan, and don't think for a second that VIP pass to Skanksville will get you anywhere near them. Take him ladies, we will use him as bait to shut down Adam's operation once and for all". Ashlocke motioned to his bitches.
"Listen, you don't want to mess with me I am on steroids and extremely dangerous" said Brennan.
Brennan sparked up some electricity in his hands, but realized he was no match for Ashlocke and his bitches so he took off running in the opposite direction. He cursed at himself. All he wanted was one night of sinful immoral orgies one-after-another. He was the good guy here.
He couldn't understand why they were gaining on him. He felt so bloated. He was sweating profusely. At last his fat ass everyone jokes about had caught up with him. He tried to jump down a flight of stairs and his pants instantly ripped at the seams.
"ADAM!! ADAM!!" Brennan yelled into his COM link in a panic.
"Oh what the hell is it Brennan you need directions on how to work my bitches? Let them show you DAMN IT that is what they are paid for." Yelled Adam who was pissed Brennan's voice over the COM link interrupted him and Shalimar.
Shalimar was aroused even more when she heard Brennan's voice and her eyes shot feral. Adam let out a slight moan as she began to go all animal on him.
"Adam it is important. Ashlocke is chasing me down and I split my pants," said Brennan.
"Ohhhh.What did I tell you Brennan about your mass size .. Ohhhh" moaned Adam.
"Adam, are you having sex? Who is with you Adam? Adam, talk to me today was laundry day and I am not wearing any boxers." Said Brennan.
MEANWHILE:
"Hold still Emma" said Jesse as he tried to center the bowl on her head.
"This is so uncomfortable," said Emma.
"Well you are the one who likes your hair cut this way, this is the price you must pay." Jesse said as he chopped her bangs off even with the bowl.
"There all done" said Jesse blowing gently on her neck to remove the hair. "You smell so good," said Jesse as he leaned in and kissed her neck softly.
"Jesse, it is so late, are you sure we have enough time for this?" Emma said rolling her eyes behind his back.
Instantly Adam and Shalimar came barging in. Adam was buttoning his jeans up and had major bed head.
"We have an emergency," said Adam before adding "Emma, why are you wearing my cereal bowl on your head?"
"I'll wash it before breakfast tomorrow" said Emma.
"Fine there better not be any hair floating in my milk. You know how finicky I am, and you know the rules of sanctuary. No borrowing without permission," he added.
"Brennan is surrounded by Ashlocke and some of his Grade A bitches. I am tracking his last location now. Take the helix, all of you and I will send you the coordinates."
"Oh my God poor Brennan!" said Emma.
"I am afraid it is worse than that. He ripped his pants," said Adam.
Mutant X began to run out the door.
"Try to snag as many of those bitches along with Brennan," yelled Adam. "Make me proud".
"Hold up guys, I want to put my 5" pumps on instead of these running shoes. I will be there in one minute." Said Emma.
"Okay Em, but hurry, Bren's life is at stake here." Said Jesse.
As they approached the location of the coordinates from Brennan's COM link, Jesse noted, "Shalimar your shirt is on inside out and backwards."
As they approached the scene, there was nothing there but Brennan's COM link and his VIP pass.
"Adam" Shalimar called into her link "Its bad. Brennan is gone and he left his VIP pass and COM link behind".
"This doesn't sound good," responded Adam. "Brennan has been known to leave his COM link behind but I know him well enough that the VIP pass being left is no coincidence. It is a sign from Ashlocke."
"What do we do?" said Shalimar.
"For now head back to sanctuary. I know Brennan would die for my cause but lets at least have a martini over it".
Too Be Continued?? Or lets call it a day.