Slayers Outrageous
Chapter One.
Who to Choose? Gourry or Zelgadis?!
Trouble never seems to take a vacation long enough for Lina Inverse to take a break herself. She and Gourry recently hooked up with Amelia and Zelgadis on an endeavor to find a cure that ended poorly. Of course, Lina has her suspicions as to why Amelia is following Zel around, but wasn't in the mood to say anything. Perhaps she could finally relax.
"Letter for Miss Lina Inverse!", a messenger exclaims. "Wight mere!", Lina replies, mouth full of food. The messenger hands her a sealed letter and takes his leave. Lina sets the letter aside on the table and continues scarfing down food as usual with the occasional fighting and defending against Gourry. "Aren't you going to open your letter, Lina?", Zelgadis inquires. "I bill! Mime meating!" /Well THAT was a stupid question, Zelgadis,/ Zel reflects.
"I wonder if its a letter from someone who needs help, Miss Lina.", Amelia comments finishing her breakfast. /That's Ameila for you...always thinking on the side of justice. Although I really have to wonder why a Seiryuunian Princess has been following me around this time. Does she really just want to help me find a cure? Or could it be that she...? No, of course not Zelgadis. Who'd be attracted to this body? Sides, she's still a little kid you pedofile./ "Don't you think that's none of out business, Amelia. Its Lina's letter, so whatever's written inside concerns her, not us.", Zelgadis comments coldly.
"Well...yah, but we're friends and friends help each other out! Sailor Moon says, 'Never turn your back on a friend!' I, Amelia Wil Tesla Seiryuun, will never turn my back on a friend.", Amelia proclaims with love and justice. /Oh no! I think I'm going to be sick...I just know Amelia's going to get up on the table and sing the Engrish Sailor Moon theme./ Lina reflects. Before Amelia is able to climb atop the table, Gourry and Lina swiftly grab several armloads of food out of the way.
"Fighting ebil by moonright! Whinning rabu by dayright! Neba running frum a will fight...she is da won named Seira Muun! She will never turn her back on a friend! She is alway deer two defend. She is da won whom wi can depend, she is the won named Seira......Seira Benus!", Amelia sings on the table. /Oh dear lord, that didn't sound right!/, Zel thinks. "Seira Merukuri! Seira Maasu! Seira Juptaa! Sacred powaas run into haa...she is da won named Seira Muun!", Amelia continues. "Uh, Amelia, I think you're scaring the customers.", Gourry comments finally finishing with his food. "What makes you think that?", Amelia asks innocently, still standing atop the table. "It must be pretty obvious, Amelia, especially if Gourry noticed.", Zel informs.
"Only villians are afraid of Seira Muun!", Amelia announces returning to her seat. "Well maybe they prefer the original Japanese version." "Ah...I'm full. Original Japanese version, eh? That I can do!", Lina informs. "Oh God....", Zel mutters. "Tsumira, you're not really going to have Lina break out into song, are you?", Gourry inquires of the writer.
In a blink of an eye, Gourry finds himself in a skimpy sailor fuku and his hair put up into two buns. "Sing it Lina!", Amelia and Tsumira exclaim in unison. "Gomen ne sunao ja nakute. Yume no naka nara ieru. Shikou kairo wa shotto sunzen. Ima sugu aitai you! Nakitaku naru you na Moonlight. Denwa modekinai Midnight. Datte junjou dou shiyou, haato wa mangekyou. Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare, nandomo megui au. Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue. Onaji kuni ni umareta no...Mirakaru Romansu. Shinjite iruno. Mirakaru...Romansu!"
"Can I get out of this dress?", Gourry whines. "Can I get out of this fanfic?", Zel inquires. Tsumira glares angerily at Zelgadis before returning to her pen to finish this fic. Fortunately, she shows mercy on Gourry and writes him out of the dress. Gourry suddenly appears in his normal attire and hair style.
"Well go ahead and open it already.", Zelgadis speaks. "Okay." Lina picks up the envelope and opens it. After she reads it, she panics and drops it onto the floor. "It couldn't have been that bad.", Zel comments picking it up while Lina makes off like a headless chicken.
Dear Lina,
Get married. You have three days to choose a groom.
-Sis
"I HAVE TO GET MARRIED!!!!", Lina screams loudly. "That's wonderful Miss Lina!", Amelia praises happily. "It is signed, 'Sis.'", Zel notes. "She...she...she's gonna KILL ME!", Lina stutters with tremendous fear. "Who's going to kill you Lina?", Gourry wonders. "MY SISTER YOU JELLYFISH FOR BRAINS!", Lina roars and pounds Gourry on the head.
"Miss Lina, your sister wouldn't really kill you, would she?", Amelia asks. "YOU don't know my sister! She's ALWAYS serious and she REALLY hates me! She's always been so mean to me since I was young." "Were you ever young Lina?" *SMACK!!!* "I knew that was coming.", Zel comments on Lina's smacking of poor dimwitted Gourry. "Wow Lina, your sister sounds scarier than mine." /Yah, well I'm just glad does too aren't in the same room together. We'd probably die before we'd figure out which one scares the other./, Lina thinks to herself.
"So you have to get married or else your sister will punish you.", Zelgadis notes. "Yah, but who's gonna marry a girl like Lina?", Gourry speaks. Lina quickly puts Gourry in a headlock. "What's THAT suppose to mean?! I can't take this lightly! I have to find someone to marry or else!" "You can just marry anyone and divorce him later.", Zelgadis suggests coldly. "And you think my sister will let me do that?!" "Good point.", Zelgadis concedes.
"So the question iss...who are you going to marry Lina?", Gourry ponders. "I have no idea." "Miss Lina, why don't you marry Mister Gourry?", Amelia suggests causing Gourry to have a blank expression on his face trying to figure out what they were talking about again. /Then I'll have Zelgadis to myself!/ "Amelia, this isn't a decision to take lightly.", Lina scolds. "But who is there?", Amelia inquires.
Lina looks over at the only other guy at the table...Zelgadis. "Hey! What are you looking at me like that for?!", Zel protests. /No Miss Lina! Zelgadis is mine!/ "Besides Gourry, you're the only other option, Zel. No sense in marrying Xellos either...that would be mutally unacceptable.", Lina informs. /Though not as unacceptable as Xellos marrying Filia, but they DO make a cute couple./ "So you have to choose between Mister Zelgadis and Mister Gourry?"
Chapter One.
Who to Choose? Gourry or Zelgadis?!
Trouble never seems to take a vacation long enough for Lina Inverse to take a break herself. She and Gourry recently hooked up with Amelia and Zelgadis on an endeavor to find a cure that ended poorly. Of course, Lina has her suspicions as to why Amelia is following Zel around, but wasn't in the mood to say anything. Perhaps she could finally relax.
"Letter for Miss Lina Inverse!", a messenger exclaims. "Wight mere!", Lina replies, mouth full of food. The messenger hands her a sealed letter and takes his leave. Lina sets the letter aside on the table and continues scarfing down food as usual with the occasional fighting and defending against Gourry. "Aren't you going to open your letter, Lina?", Zelgadis inquires. "I bill! Mime meating!" /Well THAT was a stupid question, Zelgadis,/ Zel reflects.
"I wonder if its a letter from someone who needs help, Miss Lina.", Amelia comments finishing her breakfast. /That's Ameila for you...always thinking on the side of justice. Although I really have to wonder why a Seiryuunian Princess has been following me around this time. Does she really just want to help me find a cure? Or could it be that she...? No, of course not Zelgadis. Who'd be attracted to this body? Sides, she's still a little kid you pedofile./ "Don't you think that's none of out business, Amelia. Its Lina's letter, so whatever's written inside concerns her, not us.", Zelgadis comments coldly.
"Well...yah, but we're friends and friends help each other out! Sailor Moon says, 'Never turn your back on a friend!' I, Amelia Wil Tesla Seiryuun, will never turn my back on a friend.", Amelia proclaims with love and justice. /Oh no! I think I'm going to be sick...I just know Amelia's going to get up on the table and sing the Engrish Sailor Moon theme./ Lina reflects. Before Amelia is able to climb atop the table, Gourry and Lina swiftly grab several armloads of food out of the way.
"Fighting ebil by moonright! Whinning rabu by dayright! Neba running frum a will fight...she is da won named Seira Muun! She will never turn her back on a friend! She is alway deer two defend. She is da won whom wi can depend, she is the won named Seira......Seira Benus!", Amelia sings on the table. /Oh dear lord, that didn't sound right!/, Zel thinks. "Seira Merukuri! Seira Maasu! Seira Juptaa! Sacred powaas run into haa...she is da won named Seira Muun!", Amelia continues. "Uh, Amelia, I think you're scaring the customers.", Gourry comments finally finishing with his food. "What makes you think that?", Amelia asks innocently, still standing atop the table. "It must be pretty obvious, Amelia, especially if Gourry noticed.", Zel informs.
"Only villians are afraid of Seira Muun!", Amelia announces returning to her seat. "Well maybe they prefer the original Japanese version." "Ah...I'm full. Original Japanese version, eh? That I can do!", Lina informs. "Oh God....", Zel mutters. "Tsumira, you're not really going to have Lina break out into song, are you?", Gourry inquires of the writer.
In a blink of an eye, Gourry finds himself in a skimpy sailor fuku and his hair put up into two buns. "Sing it Lina!", Amelia and Tsumira exclaim in unison. "Gomen ne sunao ja nakute. Yume no naka nara ieru. Shikou kairo wa shotto sunzen. Ima sugu aitai you! Nakitaku naru you na Moonlight. Denwa modekinai Midnight. Datte junjou dou shiyou, haato wa mangekyou. Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare, nandomo megui au. Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue. Onaji kuni ni umareta no...Mirakaru Romansu. Shinjite iruno. Mirakaru...Romansu!"
"Can I get out of this dress?", Gourry whines. "Can I get out of this fanfic?", Zel inquires. Tsumira glares angerily at Zelgadis before returning to her pen to finish this fic. Fortunately, she shows mercy on Gourry and writes him out of the dress. Gourry suddenly appears in his normal attire and hair style.
"Well go ahead and open it already.", Zelgadis speaks. "Okay." Lina picks up the envelope and opens it. After she reads it, she panics and drops it onto the floor. "It couldn't have been that bad.", Zel comments picking it up while Lina makes off like a headless chicken.
Dear Lina,
Get married. You have three days to choose a groom.
-Sis
"I HAVE TO GET MARRIED!!!!", Lina screams loudly. "That's wonderful Miss Lina!", Amelia praises happily. "It is signed, 'Sis.'", Zel notes. "She...she...she's gonna KILL ME!", Lina stutters with tremendous fear. "Who's going to kill you Lina?", Gourry wonders. "MY SISTER YOU JELLYFISH FOR BRAINS!", Lina roars and pounds Gourry on the head.
"Miss Lina, your sister wouldn't really kill you, would she?", Amelia asks. "YOU don't know my sister! She's ALWAYS serious and she REALLY hates me! She's always been so mean to me since I was young." "Were you ever young Lina?" *SMACK!!!* "I knew that was coming.", Zel comments on Lina's smacking of poor dimwitted Gourry. "Wow Lina, your sister sounds scarier than mine." /Yah, well I'm just glad does too aren't in the same room together. We'd probably die before we'd figure out which one scares the other./, Lina thinks to herself.
"So you have to get married or else your sister will punish you.", Zelgadis notes. "Yah, but who's gonna marry a girl like Lina?", Gourry speaks. Lina quickly puts Gourry in a headlock. "What's THAT suppose to mean?! I can't take this lightly! I have to find someone to marry or else!" "You can just marry anyone and divorce him later.", Zelgadis suggests coldly. "And you think my sister will let me do that?!" "Good point.", Zelgadis concedes.
"So the question iss...who are you going to marry Lina?", Gourry ponders. "I have no idea." "Miss Lina, why don't you marry Mister Gourry?", Amelia suggests causing Gourry to have a blank expression on his face trying to figure out what they were talking about again. /Then I'll have Zelgadis to myself!/ "Amelia, this isn't a decision to take lightly.", Lina scolds. "But who is there?", Amelia inquires.
Lina looks over at the only other guy at the table...Zelgadis. "Hey! What are you looking at me like that for?!", Zel protests. /No Miss Lina! Zelgadis is mine!/ "Besides Gourry, you're the only other option, Zel. No sense in marrying Xellos either...that would be mutally unacceptable.", Lina informs. /Though not as unacceptable as Xellos marrying Filia, but they DO make a cute couple./ "So you have to choose between Mister Zelgadis and Mister Gourry?"