A/N Well, I wrote this fic to answer the age-old question (of mine at least) who really DOES belong together, Yami/Seto or Jou/Seto? This is my first YGO fic! Though I've read plenty ;)

Coon Queen(CQ): Also of note, Yami gets his very own body in my fic, which makes it slightly AU, and I'm sure some of the characters are OOC even though I try to avoid it.

Yami: Yes! My OWN body! I know just what to do with it...Where's Seto?

Seto: *Hides behind CQ*

CQ: I'm not here to help, in fact *brings out Jou* Have fun! :)

Yami: I think I should get him!

Jou: No!

Seto: Uhm...

CQ.: Calm down! I shall decide you fate now! MUHAHAHA!

Seto: *sweatdrop* Ah...Somehow that's not too reassuring...

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JOU'S POV

"Could this class be any more boring?" Jou complained to Yugi, leaning far back in his chair, trying to get it positioned so that the back was digging into the perfect spot of his back.

"Well, maybe if you were actually taking this class, you would understand it..." He and Yugi both had the same second class. Their teacher had been absent, so all the students were sent to different rooms to sit. Luckily he and Yugi had gotten sent to the same room. The problem was that the room was for AP Calculus.

"Who asked you anyway?" Jou said, then gave a slight sigh as he found the right spot on his back.

"Um, you did."

"Yeah whatever. The point is, I can see how anyone would ever need to know how to 'triangulate the hyperbola's exact location taking in account the distance from the eclipse.'" He said, glancing at the book the teacher had given him. Yugi looked at him blankly and shrugged, turning his attention back to the teacher, actually trying to understand.

Jou didn't even know why he had bothered giving Yugi and him books, the teacher said with a slight sneer that they should 'try and keep up if they could.' He gave another glance at the book. *I don't know anyone who could understand how to do this crap. Well, maybe...*

Jou glanced at the student who was seated diagonally in front of him. The one who currently held his attention was sitting straight up in his desk, looking down. Jou could see that he was reading some sort of business report. *I guess you really have to keep up if you're a CEO and go to school*

Jou couldn't help but let his gaze travel over the frame of the one he desired. He wasn't exactly sure when it had started. It was like, one day all that Kaiba was, was some egotistical jerk who couldn't take a loss, but not he was something else. Of course Seto Kaiba would always be a jerk, but now Jou noticed his crystalline blue eyes and his soft brown hair, not to mention his slim body and great butt.

While Jou was lost in thought, his back had been edging lower and lower and his feet higher and higher in the desk. He felt a slight jolt and suddenly he was laying with his middle crammed into the desk, braced by his neck jammed into the back, and his legs which were now straight up in the air. He let out a yelp at the unexpected pain.

The whole class turned around and stared at him. Yugi quickly jumped out of his seat and ran to his friend, "Jou! Are you OK?"

Jou felt his face turn red as Yugi helped him back to his normal position, "Sure Yug. I'm fine now, thanks."

The teacher looked at him tiredly and said, "You may not be my student, but that little stunt warrants an after school detention. Today, in my room. Now, would you please TRY and refrain from interrupting my class?" Then turned back to teaching.

His face still red he glanced again at Kaiba and was startled to notice the CEO was looking at him too. His expression was...concerned?? *No, it couldn't have been. Especially from the way he's looking at me now...* Kaiba was now smirking at him, and said, "What is the matter? Puppy can't even fall asleep in class correctly?"

Jou felt the shade of red his face was deepen and was about to shout a response when the teacher suddenly interrupted them. "Mr. Kaiba, I think that I have been very understanding in allowing you to do you business work in class, but you will not be talking with those miscreants, especially when you should be paying attention." The teacher suddenly smirked evilly, the sort of expression that showed he had been waiting for a time to show up the school resident genius. "Now, come to the board and do problems 1-25, and talk us through them."

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YAMI'S POV

Yami had been day dreaming...Again. He couldn't help it, but it seemed like every time he entered his Calculus class, his mind would decide to take a vacation. It particularly seem to like to dream of a time in Egypt. Yami's eyes slowly closed...

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Just when his dream was getting to a really good part, in which he was kissing a certain High Priest, his eyes suddenly popped open.

Yami whipped his head around to see Yugi's friend Jou in a somewhat awkward position. *What a klutz. He makes for a good friend for Yugi, but I don't really GET him...* He gazed slowly traveled over the heads of his classmates to come to rest on Kaiba.

Seto was currently smirking and Jou, and then said something too softly for Yami to hear. He frowned. *I've seen how Jou looks at him. Seto had better not be flirting back, or there'll be hell to pay*

His fears quickly vanished when the teacher began yelling at Kaiba. Yami glanced at his book, and his mouth dropped open when he saw the amount of work Mr. Henson was making Kaiba do. It was unjust. Just because Seto is sexy, rich AND a genius, the math teacher hated him. It just wasn't fair.

Yami glared at the teacher as Kaiba smoothly swept out of his seat to walk to the front of the room. There he began the problems, working through and explaining them in such a logical order, that Yami was sure even Jou could understand. He had amazingly finished with enough time to spare for questions. There were only a few, but Kaiba answered in a clipped and precise tone. Soon he was finished and sat back down.

As he sat, Yami noticed that a group of girls who sat behind him were staring at his butt with a look of lust in their eyes and they giggled to one another. *If only looks could kill*

Mr. Henson rose from his desk with a look of pure hatred on his face. "Well, MR. Kaiba. You may have been able to finish the problems, but you still spoke out of turn which warrants a detention for, TODAY in here." Yami saw anger cloud Seto's beautiful blue eyes, but before he could speak, Yami rose to his defense.

"Sir, that is completely unfair! Kaiba did his part, why are you holding him after?" Yami saw Seto send him a startled expression, before turning to meet Mr. Henson's wrath.

"How DARE you question my authority! You will be joining blonde, and Mr. Kaiba after school young man!"

Before Yami could answer that he was NOT young, the bell rang, dismissing the class from they're hell for another day. Yet it was only second class, and they had a long way to go.

As Yami angrily gathered his things, he reflected, *Well at least the puppy won't be alone with Kaiba this way. It'll be just the three of us. How fun...*

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A/N: Well, there is the first chapter. As YGO is fairly new to me, any information or constructive criticism would be appreciated. And as many great writers who have come before me have said, 'Any flames will be used to roast Tea.' Thank you!

Jou: Review so she'll write more! I want to know what happens next!

Seto: Why would you possibly want that?

CQ: *wacks Seto*

Yami: Don't hurt him! 'MIND CRUSH!'

CQ: AAGGGHHH!!!

Jou: Great, now who will write it?

Yami: I will!

Jou: No me!

Yami: NO!

Seto: Uhm, please review so I'll know who I end up with! Thanks!