The Spy Who Loved Victorious
Chapter one:
Tori and her friends meet James Bond, Pussy Galore, Octopussy, Thumper, and Jaws
One day at Hollywood arts Tori, Cat, Beck, Robbie, Andre, and Jade are talking about their favorite James Bond movies and characters and which character they would love to meet.
During Lunch
Cat: hey guys i have a question.
Tori: alright.
Beck: tell us what your question is Cat?
Jade: yes everyone except for me would so love to hear it!
Cat: ok so you guys know about the James Bond movies?!
Robbie: of course.
Tori: oh my god i love the Bond movies!
Jade: why do you ask?
Cat: what Bond movie is your guys' favorite? and which character is your favorite?
Robbie: i like The Man With The Golden Gun and my favorite character from that movie is Mary Goodnight.
Cat: ok Beck how about you?
Beck: i'm gonna say my favorite movie would have to be From Russia With Love and my favorite character would be Sean Connery's Bond.
Cat: ok Andre how about you?
Andre: i am going to say Diamonds Are Forever is my favorite and my favorite character is Thumper.
Cat: ok Jade you go.
Jade: i'll say Goldfinger and my favorite character is Pussy Galore.
Cat: ok Tori?
Tori: mine is The Spy Who Loved Me and my favorite character is Jaws.
Cat: alright well mine is Octopussy and my favorite character is Octopussy herself.
Tori: so Cat why else did you ask?
Cat: because i also wanted to ask which character would you love to meet if you could and where and what day?
Robbie: Mary Goodnight and i would want to meet her here in the lunch area on a Saturday.
Cat: ok.
Beck: Sean Connery's Bond and i would want to meet him by my locker on a Wednesday.
Cat: ok.
Andre: Thumper and i would want to meet her at Venice Beach on a Sunday.
Cat: Jade?
Jade: Pussy Galore and by my locker on a Tuesday.
Cat: Tori?
Tori: Jaws and at my house when everyone is out and i have the house to myself and on a Friday.
Cat: alright i would want to meet Octopussy here at school in the Black Box on a Monday.
Robbie: on second thought maybe we should meet them all at Tori's house.
Cat: i was just thinking that!
Jade: fine with me!
Tori: wait those characters aren't real!
Cat: they could be!
Robbie: yeah we would just be at your house at 3:30pm sharp and we can wait around until they come.
Tori: oh my god.
Cat: it sounds like a plan so 3:30pm be at Tori's house.
Jade: sounds good.
Cat: besides today is Friday and Tori everyone at your house is usually gone at 3:30 right?
Tori: yes.
Cat: cool!
After that school gets out and everyone heads to Tori's house. Robbie arrives first.
A knock at the door
Tori:(opens it) hi Robbie.
Robbie: hi Tori you know why i'm here right.
Tori: yes i do just like i know why the other's are coming too!
Robbie: why are you so negative?
Tori: because those characters aren't going to come!
Robbie: Tori just wait and you'll see that they'll come!
Tori: ugh!
Another knock
Robbie: is that Mary?
Tori:(opens it) no it's Cat.
Robbie: oh.
Cat: hi Tori.
Tori: hi Cat.
Cat: i'm here like i said like we all planned.
Tori: i know.
Another knock
Cat: is that Octopussy?
Tori:(opens the door) no it's Andre.
Andre: I'm here like i said.
Tori: yes i know.
Another knock
Andre: is that Thumper?
Robbie: or Mary?
Cat: or Octopussy?
Tori:(opens it) no it's Beck.
Beck: hey Tori i'm here too.
Tori: i know and i know you're waiting for James Bond.
Beck: yes.
The door flies open
Tori: i know that's Jade.
Jade: i'm here.
Tori: you guys seriously those characters aren't real.
Cat: Tori you never know they could arrive at any moment.
Jade: yeah so patience!
Tori:(rolls her eyes).
Robbie: ok so we're all here at the right time and according to my pear pod it is 3:35pm so let's wait about 2 hours.
They then wait for two straight hours and nobody shows up
Jade: ok so how long does it take for at least one of them to show up?!
Cat: ooh i have an idea.
Robbie: let's hear it.
Cat: why don't we wait in different rooms.
Andre: great idea.
They all go into different rooms except Tori, Cat, and Jade and they all wait again for an hour and suddenly the door begins to open putting the three girls on edge and the first to arrive is Octopussy
Cat: yay!
Tori: um is that Pussy Galore?
Octopussy: no i'm Octopussy.
Cat:(runs up to her) i'm Cat and i have been waiting for you!
Octopussy: so you're Cat because i was told a Cat was waiting for me.
Cat: well i am Cat and let's go in the patio.
Octopussy: ok.
They go in the patio
Jade: wow she was pretty real to me.
Tori: ok i'll admit Octopussy is real but that don't mean the others are.
The door opens again putting Tori and Jade on edge and the second to arrive is Mary Goodnight
Jade: who are you?
Mary Goodnight: i'm Mary Goodnight.
Tori:(yells up the stairs) ROBBIE MARY GOODNIGHT IS HERE!
Robbie:(runs down the stairs and sees Mary and gets happy) i'm Robbie and i've been waiting for you.
Mary Goodnight: so you're Robbie.
Robbie: yes and now let us go out on our date.
Mary Goodnight: ok.
They leave
Jade: well that's two.
The door opens again and this time it is Connery Bond
Jade: who are you?
James Bond: Bond...James Bond!
Tori:(yells for Beck) BECK BOND IS HERE.
Beck comes down
James Bond:(to Tori) and who are you darling?
Tori: Vega...Tori Vega.
James Bond: mmmm.
Tori: uh James here's the person waiting for you.
Beck: hi i'm Beck.
Jade: my boyfriend.
Beck: yeah.
James Bond: nice to meet you my name is Bond James Bond.
Beck: nice to meet you.
James Bond: now let's go to a bar nearby and i'll have my vodka martini shaken-
Beck: not stirred.
They leave to a Bar.
Jade: well that's three.
Tori:(stares at her).
The door opens again and it is Thumper.
Thumper: hello girls!
Tori: and you're Thumper?
Thumper: that's my name girly!
Tori:(sees Andre in the kitchen) Andre she's here.
Andre:(sees Thumper and runs towards her) hi i'm Andre.
Thumper: how do you do i'm Thumper.
Andre: wanna head to Venice beach?
Thumper: yes sugarkins.
Andre: alright.
They leave for Venice beach.
Jade: that's-
Tori: 4 i know!
The door opens again
Tori:(has her back turned).
Jade: why is your back turned?
Tori: because i'm going upstairs.
Jade: but the door is open.
Tori: i don't care i wanna dress up.
Jade: i'll go with you.
Tori and Jade go upstairs
Tori:(on edge).
Jade: what is it with you?
Tori: FYI it's nerves!
From downstairs in the patio Cat looks in and sees Jaws and calls Tori on her phone
Cat:(calling Tori on her phone).
Tori:(picks up) yes Cat?
Cat:(on the phone) i don't mean to be weird but there's a scary man in your house.
Tori: it could be Jaws you never know.
Cat: should i send him up?
Tori: yes.
Cat: ok bye(opens the door) um if you're looking for Tori she is upstairs.
Jaws: alright thanks red hair.
Cat: you're welcome(closes the sliding door).
Upstairs
Tori: alright Jade he's coming so swear you'll be nice!
Jade: oh i'll swear!
Tori: Jade!
Jade: i'll be ni-(eyes get big when she sees Jaws).
Tori:(sarcastically) what is it Jade?! a spider?!
Jade:(scared) no!
Tori: then what?!
Jade: Tori...Tori look behind you.
Tori: why?!
Jaws: hi Tori.
Tori: oh(turns around and gets scared when she sees Jaws) hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Jaws:(smiles showing his teeth).
Tori:(in a hoarse whisper) oh my god!
Jade:(eyes are big).
Jaws: i bet you know who i am right?!
Tori: yes you're Jaws.
Jaws: you got it.
Tori: let's go downstairs.
Jaws: alright.
They go downstairs and Jade follows.
Jaws: may i use your restroom first?
Tori: sure it is that way.
Jaws: thanks(goes to the bathroom).
Jade: Tori are you gonna get a ladder and kiss your tall boyfriend Jaws?
Tori: Jade he is just tall!
Jade: no he is huge!
Cat:(comes in) Tori who was that?
Tori: that was Jaws but i didn't realize he'd be that tall!
Jade: how tall is he?
Tori: 7 feet.
Jade: oh...my...god!
Tori: look you guys he's just tall it's not like he's a gigantic monster!
Cat:(about to go back outside sees Jaws coming and turns to Jade and Tori) sssh!
Jade: why?
Cat:(whispers) he's coming!
Tori: oh.
Jaws: alright i leaked out enough now how about it Tori.
Tori: how about what?
Jaws: dinner.
Tori: alright i do look forward to that.
Jaws: me too!
Tori: so you wanna give Tori a squeeze?
Jaws: no i wanna do this!
He pulls Tori close to him, picks her up, and kisses her on the lips
Jade:(eyes get big).
The kissing stops
Tori: wow! you are a great kisser!
Jaws: thanks!
Tori: shall we?
Jaws:(takes her hand) yes!
They leave.
Jade: wow!
Pussy Galore:(walks in).
Jade: who are you?
Pussy Galore: my name is Pussy Galore!
Jade: my name is Jade West.
Pussy Galore: nice meeting you.
Jade: so you wanna go out on the balcony.
Pussy Galore: yes.
They go out on the balcony.
After their meetings they all go back to each other to report their meetings
Mary Goodnight: so how were your meetings?
James Bond: that boy Beck is pretty cool might i say he is scared of his girlfriend how about you Thumper?
Thumper: that boy Andre was really kind to me and i think i may even be in love with him and you Octopussy?
Octopussy: that girl Cat is very sweet but she is kind of weird and you Pussy?
Pussy Galore: that girl Jade is something else she is kind but she can be creepy at times you Jaws?
Jaws: that girl Tori has brains and she really really is beautiful i may even go on my next date with her!
James Bond:(sees Octopussy's disapproving expression on her face) um Jaws i believe that is your girlfriend over there!
Jaws: not right now as long as we're with these teenagers she is off limits.
Octopussy: yeah that's true.
Jaws: how about you Mary?
Mary Goodnight: that boy Robbie was cool but i can't stand another date with him!
Octopussy: why?
Mary Goodnight: he brought a puppet and he is weird and disturbing!
Pussy Galore: so who would you like to meet next?
Mary Goodnight: Beck!
Pussy Galore: i don't think Jade would like it!
Jaws: i want to meet Jade!
Pussy Galore: why she is weird!
Mary Goodnight: no but Jaws can scare her!
Jaws: i think i did when i walked in.
Mary Goodnight: oh well how about you James who would you like to meet?
James Bond: i would want to meet Cat next!
Jaws: why don't we put it on TheSlap?!
Octopussy: yes why don't we and then you and i could do some love you know!
Jaws: oh yes!
Back at Tori's house where everyone is back and they talk about their meetings
Tori: so how were your meetings?
Andre: mine was cool i really liked Thumper because she is so beautiful!
Jade: i liked Pussy Galore because she and i are both feisty!
Beck: James Bond is the coolest person i've met besides Jade!
Cat: Octopussy was awesome!
Tori: so how was your date with Mary Robbie?
Robbie: awesome!
Cat: hey who do you guys want to meet next?
Tori: i'd like to meet Octopussy!
Andre: i'd say Anya Amasova!
Jade: she wasn't here!
Andre: i know i know but she would be the next one!
Jade: i'd like to meet Jaws!
Robbie: i'd like to meet Pussy Galore!
Beck: i'd say Goldfinger!
Jade: he wasn't here either!
Beck: no but i'd like to meet him!
Cat: i'd like to meet Mary Goodnight!
Robbie: you'll love her she is awesome!
Tori: let's look on TheSlap and see what they all had to say!
They go on and the top post is from Mary Goodnight
Tori: oh i found what Mary Goodnight said!
Robbie: my date with her was awesome!
Tori: uh not according to her post on TheSlap!
Robbie: what do you mean?
Tori: the post is very mean!
Andre: read it!
Tori: she says "Worst date ever!".
Robbie: she could have seen another guy after me and then said that about him.
Tori: dude brought a puppet!
Robbie:(disappointed) ah she was talking about me!
Tori: i'm sorry!
Rex: man you don't need girls like that!
Jade: boo hoo keep going!
Tori: ooh next one is from Octopussy!
Cat: yay i had fun with her!
Tori: i don't think she said that on her post.
Cat: what did she say?
Tori: it's mean.
Jade: read it.
Tori: ok she says "my day was fun at first but it turned out to be the worse day of my life meeting this person!".
Cat: she could have said it about anybody.
Tori: there was a cat with red hair who was weird!
Cat: foohey!
Jade: next!
Tori: Pussy Galore wrote something.
Jade: what is it?
Tori: it's really mean!
Jade: don't care what did she say?
Tori: she said "The worst meeting of my life i felt like taking a gun and killing myself!".
Jade: wow that could mean anybody!
Tori: a goth girl with brown hair who is very weird!
Jade: she meant me then.
Andre: next Tori.
Tori: this one is from Thumper.
Andre: what she say?
Tori: she said "I met an awesome person he is cool but there are some concerns!".
Andre: that could mean anybody!
Tori: i think i am in love with him but i don't know how to tell him and he plays the piano good but he can be annoying.
Andre: wow!
Beck: next.
Tori: this one is from James Bond.
Beck: and?
Tori: says "This boy is cool yet i am suspicious!".
Beck: ok that could mean anyone?
Tori: this boy is so handsome and i feel sorry that he has toput up with a wicked girlfriend!
Beck: he meant me!
Jade: he dare calls me wicked?
Tori: 007 has spoken!
Cat: next Tori!
Tori: ooh this one is from Jaws!
Cat: let's hear it!
Tori: he says "wow i met the most amazing girl ever!".
Cat: isn't that anyone!
Tori: she is very brainy and yet she has a beautiful voice and brown hair and i want to see her again!
Cat: who did he mean?
Tori: me wow! Jaws loves me!
Jade: i wish i met him!
Tori: well too bad! he loves me!
Her phone rings
Tori:(answers) who are you and why is your number blocked?
Jaws:(on the other line) it's me!
Tori: Jaws oh my gosh! how did you get my number?
Jaws: Cat gave it to me!
Robbie: who is it?
Tori: it's Jaws sssh!
They all sssh each other
Tori: Jaws i really enjoyed our meeting!
Jaws: so did i?
Tori: i was thinking!
Jaws: yes?
Tori: wanna go out again?
Jaws: sure!
Tori: alright when?
Jaws: tomorrow.
Tori: what time?
Jaws: 4:30pm.
Tori: alright.
Jaws: see ya!
Tori: later!
She hangs up
Cat: so?
Tori: another date tomorrow night!
Cat: with who?
Tori: Jaws!
Cat: that's so exciting!
Tori: i know!
She goes up to her room and goes to bed and everyone else leaves as for Jaws he and Octopussy go to bed and make love and everyone else goes home.
The end