A/N hi, this is my first fan fiction. I decided to write a one shot about Jushiro and shunsui being bored, so they start making pranks on all the gotei 13 captains (this is before Gin, Kaname and Aizen Leaves Soul Society). So enjoy. (Juu= shunsui's nick name for Jushiro, Shun = Jushiro's nickname for shunsui)

And just remember flames will be used to heat the chocolate I dip my strawberries in.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo.

Pranking the captains

"Juu I'm bored" said shunsui

Jushiro just looked up from his book and sighed "and what would you like to do, my old friend" Jushiro smiled kindly.

I won't to….. Hmmmm, about 5 minutes later. Yes now I know I won't to do. "I wont to prank the captains" said shunsui while he smirked

Jushiro's smiled disappeared and was replaced with a confused look. "You wont to prank the captains shun. We can't do that." he said.

Shunsui made sad puppy eyes, and said "can't we please prank the captains, Juu, im so bored and you need some fun.

"Im having fun right now, reading my book" Jushiro answered.

Shunsui, who didn't accept a no for a no, just sneaked up to Jushiro, and took his arm.

Jushiro who looked slightly confused. Looked to shunsui and said "what are you doing"

But he didn't get an answer. Instead shunsui flash stepped away still holding Jushiro, who didn't have any other choice but to follow.

Jushiro, who looked at a smiling Shunsui, just said "ok ill help you prank the captains, but only because I won't to see their face when we prank them. Shunsui smile and said that's the Jushiro I know. And so begins these 13 pranks.

Division 1 Old man yama

Jushiro and Shunsui waited until Yamamoto left his office. They then sneaked in, and put some green dried leaves in Yamamoto´s tea, (that shunsui had got from the world of the living, a day he had been bored.) later that day, after Yamamoto drank his tea., Jushiro and Shunsui spotted Old man Yama dancing around in his garden, while singing the worlds full of happy colours. And the sun is smiling to me. "What was it exactly you put in his tea shun?" Uhm I think it's called hash our something "Shunsui answered unsecure. But then they both started laughing, when they saw the oh so serious head captain running around singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty".

Division 2 Sui-Feng

When Sui-Feng was out of here office, Shunsui and Jushiro placed a lot of dogs in her office.

"Why are we placing dogs in Sui-Feng´s office." Shunsui asked.

"Well Sui-Feng loves cats, so I might think she is afraid of dogs" Jushiro answered.

"OOOOOH" Shunsui said while hi smirked. "Let's do this"

Some time later.

Sui-Feng returns, while Jushiro and Shunsui peeked trough the window, but they didn't get they reaction they expected from the squad 2 captain. She looked surprise when she saw the dogs, but she didn't look scared or about to run. No instead she got down on all 4, and begun hissing, the dogs just stopped barking and runned out the door. After that Shunsui and Jushiro walk away slowly, and pretended that never happened.

Division 3 Gin Ichimaru

The two captains peeked trough the window to see if Ichimaru where there or not. They couldn't see him, so they headed for the door. When they walked in the, they asked each, while they smirked "so what should we do to prank Gin" suddenly they heard a voice behind the "ya can't prank me" Gin said with, his usual Grin and polite voice. Shunsui and Jushiro, who had turned around in shook, just looked at Gin for awhile. Until Shunsui broke the silent and asked "why not"

"Well because im the prank master here, just ask Izuru." Gin answered while he grinned. Izuru who suddenly walk in to the room said "it's true. If you prank him even a little bit, he will prank you back 10 times as bad. Once on April the 1, I said im going to dye my hair pink, and then I pretended I was going to my room to dye it. I was about to yell APRIL FOOL! But I didn't get the chance, because at that time captain Ichimaru was grabbing my arm. And dragged me over to the supermarket, where he bought some pink hair dye. And then dragged me backed to the office, and said "now go dye ya hair on the toilet", I was trying to explain it was just a joke, but he just answered "are ya not listening ta ya captain Izuru" and I could just disobey my captain. So my hair was pink for a weak" Izuru said

"Oh, I was wondering you, had pink hair that week" Jushiro and Shunsui said.

"Yeah so ya better not prank me, but if you won't ta then give it a try. I got some pranks I would like ta try" Gin said in an almost challenging way.

Shunsui and Jushiro looked at each other. And said "actually we where about, to leave so I guess you will have to prank somebody else" and with that said, Jushiro and Shunsui left.

But they could hear Gin saying to Izuru "then ill guess I will have ta prank ya instead Izuru.

Division 4 Retsu Unohana

Jushiro and shunsui was standing in the hallways of squad 4, while they discussed to prank captain Unohana or not.

"I just think we should skip this prank, Juu"

"Yeah I think so to shun. Retsu is a scary woman"

Right after they said that they heard a calm, but a the same time dominating voice say "oh Jushiro are you here for your monthly check up." Unohana said and smiled that creepy way only she could.

"Uhm N-noo, Retsu don't you remember I was here a couple of months ago "Jushiro answered oblivious scared by the woman.

Unohana who just answered "I might need another blood sample, just to make sure."

Shunsui who at this point had grabbed Jushiro arm just said "no reason for that, we are just passing thru" and with that said Jushiro and Shunsui flashed stepped away.

A/N: yeah so that was the first part, im already working on part two, so read, review, enjoy and follow.