Dedicated to the lovely Scarvesandcoffeecourageand21, or something. It's a really long name. In fact, your name is longer than this story. I know you love Glee. Not so sure about Finding Nemo or House.

One day New Directions were walking and suddenly Kurt collapsed.

Oh no, said Blaine, we have to take him to a hospital!

So they took him to Princeton Plainsborough and Kurt was admitted to a bed.

What's wrong with him, asked Rachel. There was fear in her eyes.

Then Dr House came and was all sarcastic so Blaine punched him.

Then Kurt fell in love with Dr Chase cause he's so fine.

Are we there yet? Nemo asked Dory.

Just a few more minutes!

Finally they arrived at Princeton Plainsborough.

Okay, everyone at the count of three, said Dory as they turned the lights off and everyone was quiet.

1 -2 – 3!

SUPRISE! Everyone yelled startling Dr Cameron.

What's going on? Cameron asked surprised.

Happy birthday! Because Cameron was Bubbles's cousin so all of the finding nemo had come to surprise her!

Suddenly Dr House saw Gil

Oh hey its scarface, said House

Typical house. You haven't changed. Said Gil. So how's things?

Can't complain. Said house. As long as I have my buddies the vikodens. Remember that time we were roommates in college?

Yes said gill.

Meanwhile Kurt was getting worse. He was rocking back and forth.

This is so intense said Blaine

So House came in to work on Kurt and Gil came and watched the beautiful brunette with chestnut eyes

Suddenly House knew the problem so he assembled his team.

He has Gourami Disease a disease you can only get from fish. It's a parasite called Dactylogyrus parasites.

You mean I did this to him? Exclaimed gil worriedly

Kurt I can't believe youre cheating on me with a fish said Blaine annoyed

The end

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