I named me blade Torturous'n'Bloody Demise
But it's not like that really matters
Me rapier's not very big in size
Yet it's cut down both mice an' adders
When I was a young 'un
Me uncle said to me
"Yeh oughta name it Rising Sun
Or perhaps Daring Sea.
Ya know, something noble an' bold."
So thus, I dubbed me good ol' blad
Something noble jus' as I was told
A name fit for going into any raid
The name was one m' uncle didn't care for
But hey, I certainly couldn't ask fer more.