Brony L ran through the bright-white halls of Fortress Bleck. He wore a sky-blue cap with Rainbow Dash's Cutie Mark emblazoned on the front. His belt was vertically-striped with rainbow, and had a buckle shaped as Rainbow Dash's Cutie Mark. He wore jeans and a green hoodie with six pockets, each one shaped and coloured like the Cutie Mark of each one of the Mane Six.
L whistled "Giggle at the Ghosties" as he ran. He was so deeply engaged with his whistling that he didn't realise when he bumped into Twihard Mimi.
"Oops... sorry, Mimi," apologised L. "Didn't mean to do that."
"It's okay," said Mimi brightly. Under her breath, she added, "He'd better not have stolen my Twilight books again..."
Suddenly, 'he' appeared. Dressed in a dull grey business suit, Dullmentio floated an inch off the ground, carrying a suitcase in his right hand.
"Heya, Dull!" greeted L.
"WHERE ARE MY BOOKS, YOU UPTIGHT DOUCHE?!" screamed Mimi.
"I do not know, Mimi," said Dullmentio flatly. "I must now locate O'Cheat, if you would carry on..."
Loud booming footsteps announced O'Cheat's appearance. He burst through the wall, before shrinking down into his deceiving wimpy state and giving everyone else the puppy-dog eyes.
"Sowwy," he said.
"Don't mock us," hissed Mimi. "Now WHERE ARE MY BOOKS?!"
"I dunno," whined O'Cheat. "Dull, make 'em quit blaming me!"
"Shut up both of ya," came a deep, growling voice. Nastaslob appeared suddenly, her vampire fangs poking out. She wiped them with a messy sleeve before sneezing in Mimi's face.
"EW!" she screamed, before teleporting away with a sob.
Nastaslob cackled before turning to the men. "Meeting. Now. From Reaper Bleck."
"Ol' Reapy's all stressed about Dr. Mario and Company, eh?" said L cheerfully, before bounding off in a manner remeniscent of Pinkie Pie.
"I shall be there shortly," said Dullmentio, before teleporting away.
Nastaslob gave O'Cheat a dazzling smile before lumbering off. O'Cheat chuckled to himself before clicking his fingers and teleporting away.
Author's Note: DO NOT BLAME ME FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED.