Naruto-Puberty and Ninja War
A Naruto Fanfic
A humorous version of the future
Involving lots of pubic stuff
By Niko SiMamu
Rated M (ooh)
Chapter 1: Akatsuki Attack Plans
He just appeared one day at the front gate of the village. He said he'd been sent by the Land of Lightning which was shown by his headband, thought they'd never thought to ask him why, but there always seemed to be a hidden meaning behind him. Something that didn't seem quite right. About Zee Rikaado.
Zee Rikaado had dark skin and incredibly light blue eyes. His had black dreadlocks going down to his shoulders. He dressed like a hippie in an orange gown with blue jeans, sandals and a green t-shirt.
Zee walked down the roads of the land of fire, not paying any attention to the little things like shop names, shop owners and the rocks on the road or the people at the shops. He only payed attention to the mission at hand. It wasn't the mission he'd been sent to do. No, this was a mission he knew would benefit a friend of his.
The spa was only a few metres away, Zee going into a dark, person less alley where he changed into a woman. Then he left the alley and entered the spa. Heading for the woman's changing rooms.
He'd heard Sakura tell Naruto about how Sakura and Lady Tsunade went to the spa every Saturday (today) at four o'clock. Naruto too dumb to think about what he knew and how he could use his pubic desires to his advantage with this knowledge.
But Zee did.
It was a minute to four and Zee entered the changing room, knowing Sakura and Tsunade would be entering any time now.
There were no cubicles just open space with benches so everyone could see each other. Much to Zee's liking. He'd found this out before when he'd been to the changing room. Though beforehand he'd just been for himself. This time it was for a friend. And himself.
Finally Sakura and Tsunade entered. Zee had made sure he hadn't started changing until precisely when Sakura and Tsunade entered. So as the two entered Zee started to change slowly, making sure to position himself to the bench where the two normally changed.
When going to the spa you take off all your clothes then take a towel provided on a rack next to some clothes lockers.
As Sakura and Tsunade changed Zee made sure he kept a close eye on them without letting loose he was watching them. When it finally came down for the two to reveal their breasts Zee payed especially close attention.
'Dang that Tsunade has a nice FF rack on her. How old is she again?' Zee thought to himself 'and that Sakura had a still developing D rack. Bet she's gonna look like her sensei the sexy Lady Tsunade.'
And Zee's thoughts were answered by the two then.
"Lady Tsunade," Sakura began.
"Yes Sakura?" Tsunade replied.
"Do you think I'll get amazing breasts like yours?" Sakura asked.
"Probably seen as you're growing the same way I did" Tsunade replied with a wink.
Sakura silently smirked. Now if only someone would tell Sasuke that...then he might come running to her.
Zee had brought a small hand size camera with no 'snap' sounds and silently took a picture of the two naked woman. Also of himself as he'd made sure to make his own breasts large. How else was he going to entertain himself while he waited for the two?
Zee had received the information needed, now to tell his friend, and show the pictures, the next time he saw him. Which was sooner than expected.
Zee was lying asleep in his bed at a hotel. A pale hand shook his broad shoulders, which resulted in Zee flinging the hand away in disturbed flap.
"Hey, what'cha doin' to me man?"Zee said in a sleepy voice as he let out a mighty yawn.
"Time for your mission to take place" a man in an orange mask with three black tomoes on it around a black dot and four rings. The mask covering his entire head.
"Yo Mads, how Sasuk(pronounced Susk)?" Zee asked still in a dazed voice.
"He's good. Definitely getting the hand the hand of his eternal Mangekyou Sharingan" Madara replied.
"I'm glad, I'm glad" Zee replied coolly.
"Now, enough small talk" Madara said "you must implant an unnamed letter in the hokage's post box telling of how Akatsuki are about to attack the village. They will probably send ninjas out into the forest to combat us. But we're going to attack the ninjas not the village as Naruto will probably be with them and with less ninjas around it'll be easier to get the nine tails"
Zee nodded.
Madara slowly vanished via teleportation and left Zee to his assignment.
Zee jumped to his desk, fumbling around for a piece of paper. When he finally found some he carried on fumbling around. This time looking for a pen. When he found the pen he wrote the letter.
Dear leaf village,
My sources have found out that Akatsuki are planning an attack on your village in three days time.
You should prepare some of your best ninja and plant them n the forest outside the village to counteract the incoming ninjas.
Yours secretly,
a friend.
Zee then sealed the letter in an envelope and put the letter in Tsunade's post box. Finding her on her desk passed out. Zee contemplated fondling her breasts while she was passed out but decided against it as she may wake up and questions would be asked. Annoying questions.
Zee then left and returned to the hotel to try and get back his beauty sleep. But he only got two hours more and was very tired in the morning.
That morning Tsunade found the letter in front of her as she awoke with a slight hangover.
"I have got to lay of the beer" she said to herself.
Tsunade opened the envelope and pulled out the letter then read it. She slammed the letter on the table and thought to herself:
'Time to prepare a team' not thinking to why the person was a secret? Who was the source? Is it a trap?
The members assembled for the team were Kakashi, Yamato, Naruto, Sakura, Zee, Sai and Rock Lee. They called themselves Team combat-Akatsuki.
As the leaf village readied themselves and combat-Akatsuki left for the forest Akatsuki prepared.
Akatsuki now consisted of Madara, Zetsu, Sasuke, Juugo, Suigetsu, Zee and Pennii Neko from the land of wind. Karin was still being tortured by Ibiki Morino even after seven months. Girl just wouldn't break.
"Suigetsu-dobe, get your fat ass here right this minute!" Sasuke shouted through the halls.
Sasuke still had raven black hair, that spiked up at the back and covered his forehead in the front, and would have onyx eyes if it weren't for the fact he now had the Sharingan in his eyes permanently. He wore the new look Akatsuki robe his team, Taka, had formerly been sporting that had became the new official Akatsuki robes after the deaths of the original three members: Yahiko, Nagato and Konan.
"I'm coming baka, I'm coming!" Suigetsu cried out from his dorm as he put on his akatsuki robe then put his sword on his back. Next rushing down the stairs to greet Sasuke.
"I'm ready!" Suigetsu said to Sasuke in a childish manner.
Suigetsu looked much the same as before with his silvery white hair, that covered his forehead and went down to the end of his neck, and purple eyes. He also sporting the new Akatsuki robes. The only difference from before was his sword.
When Kisame died Zetsu brought back the sword and gave it to Suigetsu to replace his former sword, Zabuza's, that had broken. Suigetsu had bulked up slightly so that he could carry the sword, Samedha.
"Where's Juugo? He's normally ready by now" Suigetsu asked.
"He's gone to the toilet" Sasuke stated, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh" Suigetsu muttered.
The tow waited for a few minutes until Juugo entered the hallway with them, looking down upon them as he was taller than them. Juugo smiled at the two.
"Took you long enough" Suigetsu muttered of which Juugo replied with a questionable look on his face.
Juugo was as tall as ever with the same spiky orange hair and orange eyes, over the past few months he'd gained more control over the curse seal and no longer lashed out with anger. Madara having sealed the cursed seal so that only Juugo chooses when to use it.
"So we gonna rescue that bitch, Karin?" Suigetsu asked.
"No" Sasuke replied simply with a cold voice.
"We gonna meet back up with Zee?"
"Yes" this time without the cold voice.
"Good" Suigetsu replied and the conversation ended as they were joined by Madara Uchiha, of whom had just teleported to join them.
"Pennii is going into the village to check Naruto isn't in the village and our plan hasn't worked. She's going as they don't know about her yet" Madara told them.
Sasuke nodded and asked his ancestor "are you going to try and get a Byakugan?"
"Maybe," Madara replied "If there's time."
The four left the Akatsuki base and walked into a teleportation into the forest that the leaf village ninjas. Where, unknowing, there would be two missions taking place for Sasuke.