Ok, I wrote all of this in school and with pencil and paper. It'll be short so do NOT

criticize me! Nah I'm kidding. Criticize me. But I tried to make

my second chapter longer than this one.

Oh.

Btw, I easily run out of ideas so R&R so I can get some ideas. I'll put your name in

here if you do. :D I'll also make it more romantic later. Chapter 1 is pure comedy.

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"Ojo-sama! Where are you?" Hayate frantically looks for Nagi. "Ojo-sama!" He looks everywhere.

In the trees, in the bushes, in the Tou*ou statues that happened to be outside.

He even goes as far as to look for her in the lakes, hoping that she built a underwater base.

"Ojo-sa- Wait, why is the setting starting with me looking for Ojo-sama outside?"

Because you're an idiot that hopes his Hikikomori master would be outside playing with

friends that you hoped she suddenly made, despite the fact that making friends can endanger her life.

"Oh yeah. I should go inside...Wait! WHAT?"

You heard me.

"Shut up! I'm not an idiot! I'm an incredibly poor butler that has 40 years worth of...debt..."

Hayate realizes how pointless his life seemed.

"Hey! Don't say such a lie to the readers!"

Suddenly, Hayate realizes that he had done something bad. He yelled at the narrator.

"That's not something bad!"

It is when I make the plot.

"Then aren't you the one making me say this stuff?"

Nope. I didn't want you to be OOC (out of character) so i decided that you should act your own way.

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"Why'd you put OOC? Some people won't understand it."

Well, I put what it meant afterwards.

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"I see." Hayate said as he walked into the mansion with his poor looking in-debt

butler face that people seem to love.

"Enough with the insults!"

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But I wanted to keep things interesting. Fine, I'll make it less interesting.

Go search the game room.

Hayate searches the game room. Nagi is not there.

Hayate searches game room #2. She isn't there.

Hayate searches game room #3. Not there.

Hayate searches game room #4. Nope.

Game room #5. Nope.

Two hours later...

Gameroom # 500. She's there!

"Ojo-"

Hahaha. Just kidding. She's actually in her bedroom. Possibly sleeping.

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"Sigh. Why do I bother listening to you? Wait, don't answer that unless its not an insult."

Fine.

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Hayate walks to Nagi's Bedroom. He opens the door and!...

"Ojo-sa...ma? EEEEHHHHHHH?"

End Of chapter.

What do you think? I'm really not sure where this is going but I'm on chapter 3 and still doing it in school.

Hopefully the teacher doesn't find out and rip it.

"Oi. Whats going to happen next?"

Hayate, get out of here. You know what happens next.

"Yes but some people like spoilers. Small preview?"

No. If i did, I would have to do so with every chapter.

"No one is going to like this cause you keep insulting me and you keep using broken english."

HEY! Slang is my thing. And get the hell outta here.

Anyways, read and review please. I don't actually use broken english and that wasn't really Hayate in-character.

Confused? Tell me so. I don't want to keep

it confusing in the future? And if you're wondering, the little hyphen/period is cause I prefer my words to be a bit apart when i read.

Editted-ded:

I decided that since my other chapters were longer and more interesting, I'm gonna add something to my first one and make it at least 1000 words long and more interesting. It's not too related because that would mean I have to change so much. Let's go check out what Hinagiku does on her free time.

"Here we are, about to interview the famous Katsura Hinagiku. We have been told that she can beat up many people at once without breaking a sweat, that she is tsundere, and that she helps people a lot. We were recommended her because the source, Hanabishi Miki, said that she was going to an arcade. Lets go find her shall we?"

About an hour later. "Ok folks, this is the third arcade we are looking at and hopefully she is here". Background voices: (Why didn't you ask which arcade? We are in Japan you know!) (Shut up! In the US, there's almost no arcades!) (Well in Japan, arcades are everywhere!). "And there she is people! She's going to walk in." (Do we interview her or just watch what shes going to do?) (We are interviewing her and looking for news!) "I decided that we should see what she's going to do." (F*** you!) "Ok, shes inside and we are going to see which game she...plays...uhh..." (What?) "Shut up and move that camera over here!"

The camera slowly moves towards the door as though they were afraid to see what's going on. When the camera can finally see whats going on inside, they drop it. It was Hina dragging Miki, Izumi and Risa towards the door. "Hina! Just let us play Street Fi**ter for a little while longer" said Miki who is half crying. "No! You've been playing for 3 hours since school starts! You have to go back now!" Hina demanded. The camera crew just stared in amazement. They thought that Hinagiku would be less violent because of the way Miki had described her. When they get outside, Miki looks at the camera crew and yells "You were suppose to distract her for me!" The crew is still staring in amazement. Before long, the 4 girls were gone. "..." "..." "..." And together they said "Well, she helped them in a way..."

The end.

Edit, again.

I will put my idea stories here. Why? So that when I want to look back for my stories, I just have to look here.

~~~~~~Hayate X Hinagiku~~~~ I think this current title spoils it, but I don't care.

This is placed back before Hayate had met Athena, in an alternate universe, where things were just a little more different.

In the evening, when the sky is orange and half the sun is to be unseen, Hayate walks home, alone. In his mind he was thinking about how to get his own money since his parents are broke and always taking his money. He had about 10000 yen saved up so far. 'If I keep going like this, I can live a normal life. I just hope they don't find my money again. Gosh, I can't imagine losing all that money.' He smiles and looks at the beautiful sky, still walking home. 'I'm sure it's going to be fine. I'm taking a different route so I should be fine from-' His thoughts were interrupted by the sounds of many footsteps behind him. He checks where the noise had come from but sees no one. 'No. They've been following me?' He quickly hurries along. Rustling is heard to his left, only to stop because of a wall. 'They're going as far as to go into other people's yards. This isn't good.' He reaches a 3 way Y-shaped intersection. He faces the left side and 10 kids jump out of nowhere, surrounding him. "...Why? Why is this only happening to ME?"

Moments later, Hayate lies on the ground, beaten up, along with 6 of the kids. The other 4 had robbed him of his possessions. The other 6 look at him and laugh. "Well, this is typical. We are always left behind." Hayate stares at them in amazement. "What's wrong? Never seen us talk to you? Don't worry about it. Life isn't so bad. But I guess for you it is." The 6 kids get up and stretch. They look at Hayate again and all frown. "Well, don't bring too much things of value tomorrow. We don't want to get beaten up, so we have to help them. Sorry." They bow and run away. Hayate stares at them as they run away. 'If only I was stronger. I need to be stronger...' His vision turns dark. He starts to lose his senses. He breath slows. 'I... have to...stronger...' He falls unconscious.

"Shouldn't we have helped him?"

"Help him with what? He deserves this."

"Yeah. You said it."

"But... Shouldn't we at least try to help him?"

"Exactly. We can't just let this continue. We need to help him."

"Fine. But first, we'll have to "Befriend" him."

"Why must we do this for everyone? You never even passed it.

"Well, I'm the one made it up! So we'll test him after getting to know him more."

"I guess it's better than leaving this alone. Let's do it."

~~~~~~~Hina helping in Zero No Tsukaima~~~~~ I have no real title for this either, so I'm making it very blunt.

In the morning, the sun shines brightly, and the temperature isn't that hot. It's a beautiful day to be going on a date, wouldn't you agree Hayate?

"I'm not in this. Leave me out of it."

Oh stop thinking about the lyrics to Touhou Bad Apple. It's going to make your possibly dead Master depressed.

"Even if you tell me those bewildering words, my-"

But for the beautiful pink-haired beauty, today is not a day to be relaxing. Today is a day where she would have to help someone who had helped her. Today is the day to try everything she did yesterday to try to go to that world again. Today is the day she would have to help Louise.

She starts off the day by getting into her uniform. Oh wait, she slept in it. So today is different. She starts off this day by undressing and putting on her spare uniform. She...wait, that fic is for teens! Oh no! Oh well. She takes off her uniform, where she only had her shorts underneath and a bra. She takes off the shorts and goes to her dresser to get a new one. Hayate barges in, having the need to tell her that today was Halloween, but we all know who's going home bruised today. And we all know whose face is imprinted on the concrete floor in front of Hina's house. And we all know who got sent flying 200 feet into the air and through a roof to make that imprint. We all know. And Hayate now knows who wears pink panties. Hina puts on her shorts and her uniform, and for the first time in this chapter, someone says something. "Hayate no Baka..." Hina mumbles to herself.

She walks out of her room and makes breakfast. Let's just skip to the good part shall we? She goes out of her house, and sees the imprint of Hayate's face on the concrete. 'He deserved it for trying to peep.' She goes to her headquarters and ask for the leader who gave him the mission. He was on vacation and won't be back till she gives him her panties. So she punched the secretary who told her that and told her to pass it on to him. 'I'm going to kill him.'

She looks for a Wee, AxBox, and ZS3 controller. When she finally decides to buy them, and holds them and nothing happens. 'Huh? Aren't these what I used to get there?' She messes around with the controllers, throwing them in the air, turning it upside down, putting in batteries, but nothing worked. 'Maybe I need a different way to get there.'

Moments later, Hina is at a lab, mixing random liquids with each other. Every now and again, she would drink one, but it would do absolutely nothing. 'Maybe it's because I'm immune to poisons, and the teleportation potion is a poison.' She sighs and goes home... to crush some dark matter. But that also fails. 'I was sure that would work.'

Just as she was about to give up, she changes and the 3 idiots barge into her room and Miki yells "Hina! Why were you at the Pl*ystation store yesterday? And why did you take Izumi's ZS3 controller then disappear? And why did you switch to white underwear? I liked your bra better when it was pink!" Hina shoves Miki out of her room and closes the door. Then she bars it multiple times.

After 2 minutes of explaining what happened to Izumi and Risa, they were both surprised. Risa had an idea. She takes out a sword. "Hold this sword, and when you do, imagine where you want to go and you'll go there." Hina touches the back of the sword's blade with her right hand, then closes her eyes. She begins to disappear and glow. "It only lasts 10 minutes. You can only teleport back if you imagine you disappearing and if you don't, it'll drain your energy really quickly." Hina starts to quickly disappear. "Don't forget that! If you die because you don't teleport back, you will probably die or-" Hina had disappeared at this point.