After the Second Olympian War, Percy and Annabeth were a little jumpy, literally. They were at the Big House jumping uncontrollably. Up and down, up and down. Chiron went up to them, "Percy?"
"Chiron."
"Annabeth?"
"Chiron."
"Percy?"
"Chiron."
"Huh?"
"That's right."
"What the Hades are you doing?"
"Jumping. Duh." Annabeth replied.
"Why?"
"Ever since the war we've felt... jumpy."
"Oh no... The worst has happened"
"What?"
"This means one thing..."
"What?"
"Lady Gaga's here..." Chiron said eerily.
"Actually I saw her earlier" Percy replied.
Suddenly Gaga appeared out of nowhere.
"AH! EVIL!" Annabeth yelled.
She drew her knife and stabbed Gaga five times until she died, "Annabeth! You killed a famous pop star!"
" Oh… I thought she was a monster…"
"How did you figure that?"
"Wasn't Lady Gaga called a 'fame monster'?"
Then there was awkward silence. It was so awkward, you heard a cricket.
"Anyway, where were we?" Annabeth asked as if nothing happened.
"Harmonia's missing!"
"A harmonica's missing?"
"NO! Harmonia! Will you please stop jumping?" Chiron yelled.
Percy and Annabeth stopped in midair, "Sorry, what?"
"Ugh. Okay. Harmonia would always bring peace after war. Without her we're doomed!"
"Where is she?"
"Central Park. You're probably going to have to walk all the way there."
"What? That's impossible!"
"You got to Hollywood and back in ten days."
"That was Hollywood. This is going to Central Park! Help us!"
"Well, you can bring one more on your journey. And consult the Oracle."
"Sure. Oracle first."
Percy and Annabeth plopped back on the ground and walked to Rachel the Oracle, "Hey Rachel!"
"Hi."
"Give us a prophecy. We're going to Central Park."
"Can I come?" Rachel asked hopefully.
"No! Give us a prophecy!"
"Sure! Hmmm." Rachel closed her eyes and began:
"Go two miles north.
Then eat breakfast
Then turn right.
Find Harmonia, done."
Rachel opened her eyes and asks, "Good?"
"Great! Thanks!"
"So who are we going to bring along with us?"
"How about Grover?"
"No, let's bring someone who actually eats healthy and exercises. He's too fat!"
"Come on Percy. Please?"
"Okay, fine!"
Percy and Annabeth walked over to Grover, "Grover! Grover! Grover! Grover!"
"Yeah?" Grover asked excitedly.
"We're going to Central Park!"
"Yeah!" Grover yelled and high-fived Percy.
"But guys, we're going to Central Park! That's a far way from Camp Half-Blood. Two whole miles. We need to get some supplies!"
"Okay!"
"We need blankets, sunscreen, glasses, and towels! It's a two mile walk, guys. It might be days if we run, weeks if we walk!"
"Okay. Let's have fifteen minutes to get our stuff then we'll meet back here. Agreed?"
"Agreed."
Percy went to go get some of his stuff. Annabeth did the same. And Grover? He sat down. After a few minutes they were back with their supplies. Percy brought Riptide and an iPod. Annabeth brought a teddy bear and her diary. And Grover? He brought candy. So they stood up and skipped out of Camp Half-Blood unaware of the dangers ahead of them