Kakashi has something to tell you all~
Disclaimer: Gaarin doesn't own Naruto. Or any other ani/mangas mentioned in this short pairing-free thing :D
Takes place just before Time Skip. Or maybe just after... Does it matter?
This was inspired by an email I sent to Hina-chan :3 ILY HUN.
Kakashi leaned back against the tree, and sighed. This wasn't going to be easy, but he had to tell someone or he would burst! Naruto was busy chattering away to Sakura about something, and Sakura was ignoring him.
Kakashi said something distracting to Sakura, and she skipped off. "Naruto, I have something to tell you."
Naruto burst out with, "YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE MEH YOUR SHARINGAN!"
Kakashi sweatdropped. "No."
"You're going to teach me Chidori?"
Kakashi doubted anyone would ever be able to teach Naruto Chidori. "...No."
Naruto's eyes glittered and he shrieked with delight, "The Hokage's ALIVE?"
The copy nin replied tiredly, "No."
He expected Naruto's face to fall, but instead it lit up. "I know!"
Kakashi replied, fingers crossed, "Yes?"
"THERE'S A REAL WORLD AND WE NINJAS LIVE IN AN ANIME AND NONE OF THIS STUFF ACTUALLY EXISTS AND AS SOON AS I BECOME HOKAGE THE SERIES IS OVER SO WHATS THE POINT ANYWAY-"
"NO!"
Kakashi had begun to regret ever asking Naruto.
Wait, he hadn't asked Naruto.
There was a long silence as realization seemingly struck with the blonde teen.
"What?"
Naruto flashed his trademark grin. He said in what he probably considered a very... persuasive voice, "You're going to show me what your face looks like, aaaaren't you?" Naruto leaned in expectantly.
Kakashi slapped the Chuunin across the face. "NO! WHAT THE HELL, NARUTO! IT ISN'T THAT HARD!"
Naruto huffed, and said, "We~ll, what is it then?"
The silver-haired Jonin raged. "I'M GAY!"
Naruto blinked, and then said, somewhat disappointedly, "...Oh. I knew that." He left.
Kakashi groaned. "I hate my life. That's it, I'm going to One Piece. God knows that show needs a real pirate with regular-proportioned arms." Kakashi left.
Owari~
Okay, so yeah. Gaa-chan b' dun.
It's been really hard for me to balance homework, studying and fanfiction, so please just bear with me, okay?
I love you all!
... (said the spider to the fly? o.o")
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