Disclaimer: i don't own James Bond, obviously then i'd not be here but on a warm beach drinking champagne. So enjoy, or don't, its up to you but a reveiw would be nice either way
James Bond stepped into the darkened room. The silhouette of a man was opposite him, he slowly began to turn on his chair. Halfway round it got stuck, he jerked it once, twice three times.
'Stupid thing' he muttered, standing up and moving it round himself. He composed his features and tried to maintain some dignity.
'Aah, Bondjames Bond. I've been expecting you.' he said.
'That's not my name.'
The mans features darkened 'Do not try to play with me one of my associates caught you on camera stating your name,'
He leaned forward and flicked a switch on his desk, the TV behind him turned on it was CCTV footage of James Bond. 'The names Bond, James Bond.'
The man smiled evilly 'And now Bondjames Bond I think its time you took a swim with my fishes' he leaned forward again to flick a different switch.
'No. You don't understand my names James Bond, I just say that for effect.'
'Ohhhhh, I see, so your not Bondjames?'
'No.'
'Then your not the man I want, my assistant will see you out and I apologise for any inconvenience.'
'But I'm your arch enemy, 007, you know, licence to kill and all that.'
'The name does ring a bell' he flicked through some papers in front of him 'Aha, yes, I'm going to kidnap you and bring you here Tuesday afternoon, well, until then, goodbye,'