So here's a new story and stuff.
Disclaimer: I don't own things.
The Case Of The Mystery
"I'm bored," sighed Link.
Lucas opened his mouth to say something, holding his breath for a moment, couldn't think of anything and eventually passed out on the floor from not breathing.
"We can have a stranger fight!" Peach suggested, picking up a random person walking by she never saw before in her life.
Link, Peach, and Lucas ducked for cover and ran by screaming a war cry while ruthlessly bombing each other and giggled while throwing strangers at each other and having fun.
"No let's play seven decades in heaven!" screamed Ike. He stuffed Bowser and Jigglypuff into a closet with a plunger.
"This is so fun, I wonder what they're doing in there?" Fox said.
"In seven decades they will come out old, married with nine children, four cats and one and a half dogs…" Ike stated.
"I'm going to eat the dog when they come out…" Peach giggled, "I CAN'T WAIT."
She ran in and sounds of horror were heard as the door rattled and random explosions were inevitably happening inside.
Peach came out eating the last of Bowser and some French fries.
"YOU SICK FREAK HOW COULD YOU EAT THOSE FRENCH FRIES?" screamed Mario, screaming in a screamy way.
"I have an idea…" began Lucas.
Later…
All the Smashers were lined up single file standing in front of King DeDeDe's castle. It had been relocated near the mansion.
"Why didn't you want to use my idea?" whined Lucas.
The penguin opened the door to the cheer of the crowd, "SURPRISE! HAPPY WELCOMING PARTY!"
The Smashers trampled DeDeDe to get inside.
The Penguin painfully crawled into the den to find them enjoying the welcoming pie.
"Mmm you should try this," Zelda said to him. He reached for the last slice but Bowser took it, "Why didn't you try it? You don't have to be bitter about it…"
"Yeah, we're doing this for you." Said a slightly offended Ike.
That night…
Then after partying and fun stuff Marth stopped.
Everyone stopped to see him staring at a table, motionless.
"… Who didn't completely eat their pie?" asked Marth and turned around.
Everyone gasped. There was the blueberry pie, half eaten.
Sadly they were playing hot potato and Marth was holding it.
He ran off screaming with steam coming from his hands.
"We must figure out who did such a horrible deed!" declared Mario.
"I'll give a big reward to whoever figures this out." DeDeDe stated,
Suddenly the sound of glass shattering was heard.
Fox and Peach went into the hall to find the windows lining one side were broken.
Turning around they saw the room empty as everyone had left to find the culprit.
Peach went back into the hall to see a balloon rabbit, on two legs with a carrot and cast in reflective chrome color.
She tripped and screamed as it raised its carrot threateningly over her.
It stepped on a shard of glass and popped.
"Whatever…" Fox said.
Fox and Peach then started doing high-tech and cool CSI-type inspection and analysis on the pie with 'My First Crime Scene Investigation Fun Kit©' by Fischer-Price®.
Inside was a Glock handgun and a Beretta handgun.
"Italian guns PWN German guns," Fox said, sticking his tongue out, taking the Beretta gun.
"SHUT UP I HATE YOU!" Peach said, taking the other.
Fox dressed in his dark color form while Peach put on her skirt from Mario Golf.
"I am so sexy…" Peach said, putting the tip of her finger in her mouth to be sexy, then bit it off and ate it.
They went their separate ways.
Snake walked down the empty hall, the lights slowly dimmed off. He lit a lighter to find himself in an alley.
He walked down it in the howling wind mixed with the faint sound of a World War II siren.
A squeaky wheelchair rolled up to him, empty. Snake pushed it away and walked further down the long and winding alley.
He then reached the end, turning around a metallic rabbit half his size had stabbed him with its chrome carrot, another did the same, then another.
Attempting to reach for his gun, Snake died from being killed to death by stabbing carrots as his liter blew out.
Snake then awoke in a room, "WTF?"
The balloon rabbits are real, they are 'art' by someone named Jeff Koons if you wanted to know and look up.
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