Disclamer: I do not own any of the characters in this so do not sue me.

"How Vegeta Planned to Take Over the World."

By, Cheng Gwai

"Vegeta get up and help do something!", yelled his wife" All you do is sit around all day , you could at least cut the grass!"

"I have better things to do woman, now shut up and leave me be!" Vegeta replied and mumbles something else about women being stupid lazy sluts or something like that.

"I give up!" Bulma yelled in anger.

"Finely I can think of my plan to take over the world with out that bitch interrupting me all the time." Thought Vegta.

Vegeta walked to his room, locked the door, then he went to his closet, where he found a key that was hidden in the back.

"Ha! Stupid woman, when I rule the world I just kill her! Then she can't say Jack Shit to me!"

Having a quite smug snicker on his face, he took the key and unlocked a secret panel in the back of one of his book shelves.

When he open it, he pulled out a small document.

The document read:

1 Operation Take Over the World:

1.1 Plan A

1.1.1 Phase 1

Go to sperm bank 2x a day every day to make sufficient deposits until next phase begins

1.1.2 Phase 2

Freeze my self fopr 200 years,

1.1.3 Phase 3

After I Awake, I use special tracking a controlling devices called STCD's to contact, relocate, and controll all of the offspring from phase 1.

1.1.4 Ph ase 4

I clone all of my offspring, giving me 2x as big of an army as before.

1.1.5 Phase 5

My Empire will be spread through out the world, and each will only use his head to attack with, that way the paople of earth can't say we punched first.

1.1.6 Phase 6

Kill all the paople on earth.

1.2 Plan B

Not wait 200 year and just blast everyone away right now.