Know Your Stars; Hiei
By; PinkxXxPoisonxXxLemonade
This is short yea but it was written for fun and to let people know IM ALIVE. XD
Hehehehehehehehe.

Disclaimer; I wish I owned YYH so I could dress Hiei in a dress!!

Happy National High slash Weed Day!!

Know Yours Stars.

Know Yours Stars.

Know Yours Stars.

Know.

Yours.

Stars.

Suddenly, a strange boy with black hair that defied the laws of gravity appeared. A man in a pink bunny suit next to him. A crowd of one person sitting far enough away Hiei couldn't see and would be safe. For now. A voice like the heavens on crack appeared as well a moment later while slurping down something. "Eh. Sorry about that, I need my coffee."

"Ahem…Welcome to Know Your Stars. We have today Hiei."

Hiei looked around from his seat-Ahem stuck with super glue by the way- and glared at the bunny man who was being a mime. "Where the hell am I?! Dylan?!" "Nope."

"Hiei….is in love with this man mime in a pink bunny suit. Hiei is pregnant with his child."

Hiei's eyes widened and glared at the ceiling. "What?!?! NO IM NOT!!!"

"Okay, Hiei is in love and impregnated Dylan. Better?"

"NO!!!"

"To bad!! Hiei….is part Godzilla."

Hiei stared at the ceiling with a twitching eye.

"Hiei….has a secret fetish with wearing pink maid uniforms for Kuwabara with a bow in his hair and a blush. He also loves to be called Sweetie Pie."

"Like Hell if I do!!!"

"Hiei….is planning to enter a contest where he sucks helium so his voice matches his shortnessness."

"LIES!!"

The person in the control room upstairs grinned evilly into the mic, her rainbow wings fluttering with evilness. She covered the mic and gave a laugh before clearing her throat and speaking again.

"Hiei….is a man on a mission. A man on the move. A man…who loves high heels."

"FUCK YOU!!"

"Now now Hiei. We have minor's reading this."

"Screw the Minors!! I bet they heard worse from there mom!!"

"True…anyways… HIEI!!! Loves his job as a gay male stripper."

Hiei gagged. "That's Kurama's thing. Not mine."

The evil speaker person gave a disgusted look into the mic. "…Ew…"

"And now you know Hiei….the Dylan love, baby maker, maid wearing gay stripper that's part Godzilla."

Hiei glared and tried to get out of the super glue stool but only fell on this face. "IFFA WUVUN VILL VU VU WIVCH!!!"

Thevoice gave a cough before pointing at the heavily buff men in white suits. "Okay boys. Go put him in the backroom and brign out the next victum- er guest hehehehe." The guys saluted before going down to the stage where the lights have dimmed, the perosn in the crowd clapping twice. Hiei screaming. "Hey!! NO!! Knock it off! I DONT LIKE NEEDLES!! OW!!! It's...getting all fuzzy...nightly night booboo bear..." The annoncer laughed. "What a hockey puck."