Wow. Another fan fiction.
This one is for my friend Felicia's birthday on the 21st.
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It was another boring day at L's ultra secret mansion.
L was perched at his laptop like always with Light, who was pretending to read up on the Kira case while Mello was draped over the couch with a chocolate bar.
Near had been booted moments before when he tried to win Mello's love by bursting into song.
They sat in silence until the door was slammed open, cracking the wall.
L looked over his shoulder to see Matt in a over sized black and green striped shirt and his pants barely clinging to his hips and a hairbrush in his hand.
"What the...?" Mello started.
"I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack." Matt swung his hips as he walked up to Mello.
"What are you on?" Light asked.
"I want some too," Mello said.
"Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way" he forced Mello up and twirled around with him a bit before letting him drop back onto the couch. Mello blinked.
"Matt, what the f--" Mello was cut short by Matt plopping down in his lap. Then they heard a voice;
"They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes" L stood. "or strike a violent pose!" he jutted his hips to the side. "Ma--"
"Ryuzaki, shut. up." Light demanded yanking on the chain connecting them.
"I tend to sing when people fall in love, is that a problem?" Matt and Mello gasped.
"Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified." Matt started standing up. "Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare." Mello rose as well.
"I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our"
"Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes." L and Light gawked at them. Matt and Mello hugged and giggled until L threw a bar of chocolate out the window and Mello jumped for it leaving Matt.
"...Why didn't you just hand it to him?" he asked.
"I wanted him to leave..."
Fifteen minutes later L and Light were doing the same thing as before while Matt and Mello fought over the couch. Suddenly, Light shot up and pointed at L.
"You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar" Matt fell off the couch at the sudden outburst. L stared at him. "I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!" L beamed.
"Let's go!" he then proceeded to pick him up bridal style and skipped out the door. Mello and Matt stared after them before bursting out in laughter. Then silence.
"...You--"
"No." Mello thought lying on his back.
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker, burn." Matt looked up.
"Uhm, Mello, no it's not," Mello glared. "Oh Mello!" Matt exclaimed jumping back into Mello's lap. "I love you!"
"No waii!!"
"Y4! L37'$ G0 70 7H3 G4Y B4R!!" Matt screamed before kissing Mello and running out the door.
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