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Woot woot! I have finally started typing my second fic. The narration is a little weird but, that's how I write. What else should I say…uh…you know why this is rated M, and I do promise as the story progresses the situations will get juicier. It will take me forever to update with school in the way so I'm really sorry. I don't really know what to type so, on with the story.

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I have no idea how we ended up together, now don't get me wrong , It's not that I'm unhappy, it's just so unlikely that I would fall for him. Maybe it was the chain of events that lead up this, or maybe I've always harbored feelings for him…who knows. All I can really remember is the week before we…well you know…did…it. That week was complete and utter chaos.

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It was mid-afternoon and everything seemed normal. Uo and Hana were planning to take Tohru on a 5 day onsen vacation. Tohru insisted on not going but everyone forced her to take the vacation. She worked hard and was completely selfless, she deserved it. The night before she was panicking about what to pack, but it didn't really matter. They would be in the hot spring most of the time.

She was downstairs by the door with her things in hand, Uo and Hana waiting for her outside. Yuki and Kyo went to see her off.

"Oh Yuki, Kyo remember I left some soup in the fridge for dinner tonight, a...and remember to go to the store you're almost out of food and...um what... else...hmm… oh yeah also don't..." she got cut off by Kyo pushing her out the door.

"Shut up already and go enjoy your vacation." Yuki interjected "Everything will be fine don't worry Miss Honda," Yuki flashed her a warm grin and nodded. "Oh, um ok then. See you in five days." She started walking away with Hana and Uo waving good bye.

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As soon as Tohru was out of seeing range Kyou retreated back into the house and headed straight for the kitchen. He stopped at the door way when he saw Shigure sneaking around the floor. Kyo crossed his arms, "What the Hell are you doing?" Shigure looked up and gave him a pathetic smile, "hee hee, I was just hiding."

"This doesn't look to good." "And exactly what are hiding from?" At that moment Yuki walked in and heard what Kyo said, "Yes, what are you hiding from?"

Yuki sent Shigure a glare demanding that he answer. Shigure looked up and gave the most pathetic look anyone has ever seen, "I'm h...hiding...from ...M...Mii." He couldn't be any more pathetic.

Both of the boys couldn't help but groan in annoyance. "You know, one of these days she's just gonna whisk you away and make you finish your manuscript." Yuki gave Kyo a look and sighed, "Unfortunately he's right." Kyo gave him an annoyed look.

Shigure just stood up and brushed past them. "I'm going out for a little while, tell Mii there's a note for her on the door." With that he was out the door. Little to his knowledge Mii was hiding in the bush by the door and carefully watched Shigure leave. She figured that all she had to do was wait until the perfect moment.

She waited in the bush for about an hour until she saw Shigure come back and entered the house. She slowly stepped out of the bushes and entered the house. Immediately she saw Yuki and Kyou. By the looks of it both of them could tell Mii had something devious planned for Shigure. The way she smiled maliciously and the evil glare was a dead give away.

"He's in his office," both of the boys pointed down the hall, and Mii made her way.

Yuki massaged his temples and breathed a deep sigh. "Gosh, what an idiot he's in for it now." Kyo just nodded his head in agreement, "yup, good riddance."

Yuki and Kyou could hear clanging and bashing, then a series of screams, mainly Shigure.

"NO! NO! NO! UNHAND ME YOU FIEND!"

"IN YOUR DREAMS!"

Then the clanging and bashing stopped and Mii came out of the office, and behind her was Shigure all tied up in a burlap sack crying. Shigure looked up at Kyo and Yuki, "snifflesniffle…guys please help me, I don't wanna go. Please!"

"You are dumb as Hell, y'know that?" He was too pathetic for Kyo to look at, he turned his away. All Yuki could do was cross his arms, and nod his head in disapproval. With that, Mii flung Shigure over her shoulder and headed out the door. She was at least 50 feet away when she yelled back, "I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT FIVE DAYS!!!" Both of them really could've cared less, and went back inside for dinner.

Yuki was downstairs in the kitchen looking for something to eat. It was almost 8:30. Meanwhile Kyou was in his room isolating himself from Yuki. He really couldn't stand the sight of him. He was lying down on his bed staring at the ceiling, arms behind his head.

"If I hate him so much, and can't stand to be near him then why did he…" CLANG! He heard a loud crash downstairs. "Yuki…." He rushed downstairs and saw that the kitchen was a mess. Pots and pans everywhere, with Yuki in the middle.

"Yo, what happened?" He leaned against the wall and waited for a response.

"I was hungry and Miss Honda left us some soup. I'm trying to heat it up."

"Well, you aren't doing that great of a job now are you?" He walked over and picked up a pot. "Use this one. I'm gonna head to the store get more food." Kyo ran upstairs grabbed his wallet, and before he was out the door, "Make sure the food's done when I get home."

"Wait! How do I heat up the..."

And with that he was out the door.

"soup. I don't know the first thing about cooking."

Yuki finished putting away the pots and pans, poured the soup into the pot and put it on the stove. He put on Tohru's pink frilly apron and went to work.

"Ok, now to figure out which knob turns on the stove?" Yuki may be student body president, but when it came to cooking, everything was a disaster. He turned on the first knob and a little flame came on in the wrong place. "Ok, not that one." He tried another knob, and then it took him four more tries until he got the right burner. "Ahh, there we go. Cooking isn't so hard it's almost as easy as doing the laundry." Yuki with his apron still on, walked over to the laundry room to finish his basket of laundry. He came out of the room ten minuets later, and smelled something burning.

"No, no, there's no way that can happen."

He ran for the kitchen and saw the pot boiling over and smoke everywhere. "crap crap crap crap crap...huh?" The pot suddenly stopped boiling and it remained completely still until a little flame popped up. "Oh dear." Then the pot of soup burst into a ginormous flame. "OH MY GOSH!!!!" Yuki started to run around looking for a lid. He looked in the drawers, and found a couple of large wooden spoons. He threw them into the pot to see if anything would happen, and to his surprise the flame got bigger. He panicked even more and kept looking through the drawers and cabinets. He looked in one of the bottom drawer and found a lid. "YESSSS!" Yuki ran over and threw the lid on. He leaned over the counter panting and sighed in relief. He finally felt relieved until he looked over and saw that the pot was starting to tremble. It began to bubble over like before, then the lid shot right off and hit the other end of the room. The pot was still bubbling and the flame came back to life. From what Yuki could make out from the smoke, the flame was getting bigger and bigger by the second. Yuki had no idea what to do.

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Kyo was walking back from the grocery store with a couple plastic bags in hand. He was walking through the forest and was almost home when, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" happened.

"Crap. That's Yuki's voice."

Kyo sprinted to house. He threw open the door and dropped the now forgotten groceries on the floor. He ran into the kitchen. "Oh my g…" Yuki heard Kyo and turned around.

"Good, you're here. Help me put out this fire!" Yuki was standing there trying to hold the lid over the pot.

Kyo was in utter shock right now. In front of him there was a blazing fire, and smoke was in every part of the room. He ran over to the burner and looked around, "Idiot! Did it ever occur to you to turn off the burner!" He rushed behind Yuki and turned it off. Unfortunately the fire was still burning and Kyo didn't know what else to do. He placed his hands on Yuki's desperately trying to keep the lid on. The pot kept bubbling and burning and Kyo pressed harder against Yuki and the pot. Yuki's hands were flat against the pot and the heat began to burn them.

"Ow! Moron you're burning my hands!" Yuki tried to pull his hands away but Kyo wouldn't let him.

"Shut up and live with it! Do you want the house to burn down!" He was still trying to hold the lid down. At this point Yuki was trying to push Kyo off of him.

"It hurts! Let go!" He pushed even harder against Kyo trying to force him off.

"NO!" He was filled with rage and kept shoving Yuki back into place.

"LET GO!" Yuki couldn't bear the pain any longer and was about to kick him when.

"Huh?" The pot stopped bubbling and the flame disappeared. Kyo lifted Yuki's hands off the lid. "See,….pant …..pant….we're fine now." Both of them stayed silent and listened to each others breathing. Both of them were tired and Kyo slumped against Yuki a little and was about to close his eyes, when he saw something drip off the side. Then pot start to bubble. Yuki was leaning directly over the pot in a completely in a daze. He was to tired an in pain to notice. The lid flew straight off the pot and almost hit Yuki. Luckily for him, Kyo wrapped his arms around him and pulled him to the floor.

The lid landed with a clang and the bubbling died down. Kyo had his arms wrapped loosely around Yuki's waste and rested his forehead against his shoulder. As for Yuki, he was holding onto the arms wrapped around him for dear life. He slowly titled his head back, and took deep breaths. Neither of them moved, they were to in shock for what just happened.

Yuki could feel the Kyo's hot sticky breath in the crook of his neck when he started talking, "From...n..now on, I cook…a.and you clean." Yuki took a couple more deep breaths, and titled his head back a little bit more.

"'Kay…so…what's for…..dinner?" In spite of everything that just happened he was still hungry.

"None of your damn business now get up!"

"Idiot, I can't. If you haven't noticed your arms are still around me!"

Kyo immediately released him and got up. Yuki slowly got up and started to bring the groceries to the counter. Then he went over to the pot and took a look inside. He looked at Kyo, "What should we do with this." Kyo went over and took the pot and threw it out the window. Yuki started emptying the grocery bags until he felt a pair of hands untying his apron.

"W..what are you doing?" He kept taking things out of the grocery bags and looked down trying to hide his embarrassment. Kyo leaned against him and was about to take off the apron when Kyo whispered into his ear,

"You're not fit to wear this." He took off the apron and started putting it on. Yuki turned around and started laughing. Kyo glared at him but Yuki kept laughing.

"What the hell are you laughing for!" He kept glaring at Yuki.

"Y..you…l..look..you..loo..ha.ha.ha.haha!" He tried to hold it in but it didn't work. The sight of Kyo in a frilly pink apron was amusing. Kyo kept glaring. Every time Yuki tried to say something he'd burst out laughing. Kyo figured that he wasn't gonna get an answer anytime soon.

"Aww, just shut up and set the table!" He walked over to the counter and began pulling out the supplies he was going to need. Yuki began to set the table. When he was done he sat down and watched Kyo cook. He had nothing else to do but watch.

Right now he was chopping vegetables and putting them in a pot of boiling water. He watched every movement that Kyo made until his eyelids felt heavy. Yuki struggled to stay awake, but after what had happened he fell into a light slumber.

It was dark and peaceful but he felt something shaking him. "Yuki." The shaking continued "Yuki." The shaking continued"Yuki!" He slowly opened his eyes and saw Kyo, yelling in his face.

"Dinners ready." Yuki looked up and there was food on the table. Kyo sat across from him and began to eat. There were boiled vegetables, fish, and rice. It was a simple meal but, it was nice. During the meal he noticed Kyo opened the shoji doors to air out the smoke from the kitchen. You could see the nighttime scenery. The whole entire meal was silent, and when we were done Yuki collected the dishes and put them in the sink and began washing them.

Kyo hung around the kitchen and made a mental list of the things he would need to get tomorrow. He noticed Yuki was done cleaning and was beginning to dry the plates off. He also noticed Yuki's burnt hands. They weren't that burnt but they were bright red. He did feel bad, but it was for the good of Shigure's house, no matter how much he hated him.

"You know, if you're just gonna stand around you might as well make yourself useful and help me put away the dishes." Kyo gave him a pissy look but helped him anyway. When they were done both of them went up the stairs to retreat to their rooms.

Yuki's room was first along the hallway, while Kyo's room was at the end. Yuki slowly opened his door then turned around. He looked Kyo in the eye and silently said goodnight. After Yuki closed his door, Kyo walked to his room. He was about to open the door but couldn't help but smile. The rat managed to say goodnight to the cat. He looked down the hall towards Yuki's room. "Goodnight." He opened the door and went into his room.

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WEEEE!! I finished the chapter. I'm sorry I'm so slow at updating. I'm also slow at typing so the next chapter won't be coming out or a while. I think this story is gonna be a whole lot better that my first one but who knows. Let me know what you think of the story and if you have any ideas that would help me a lot. I'm sorta brain dead right now. ;)