Just a random plot that came up in my head during Biology. Read and Review.
"You know I would make a wonderful girl"
"Oh My god Clint! No!"
"But Tash just think about it!? Female archery assassin person. I would have all the SHIELD boys after me."
The redhead assassin rolled her eyes and shifted in the massive love seat so she could face her stocky partner and offer a wry smile. "Even Fury?"
Clint nodded seriously, the fluorescent light turning his hair and ashen yellow. "Even Fury but he would only think I am hot. His true heart will lie with Coulson."
"Christ Clint! Why?"
"Don't know. They look power coupleish."
"Shouldn't that be Hill and Fury?"
This time Clint rolls his eyes. "Tasha understand fanfiction rules. Hill and Fury will be in denial all of the time. If you want heavy sexual tension and final release in a broom closet then Fury and Coulson are the way to go. My reviewers agree."
"Clint that is just wrong. You know perfectly well that there is no broom closet in Hellcarrier and even if there was it will be under 24/7 surveillances like everything in that place. Not a perfect place for secret love making."
"Who says it has to be a secret" says Clint waggling his eyebrows suggestively.
Natasha's laughter fills the room before dying down and the room falls back into an amiable silence.
"I would have such big boobs and a perfect figure. Tony would eat me alive."
Natasha looks up from her nail-filing. "God Clint. I thought we were over this. Anyways big boobs hurt like shit during missions and training. And we had this program which finds out all the possible disguises you can have. For witness protection, you know. The best you can have is a B"
"Fine! Way to ruin my dream Natasha. Then I will so totally have breast implants. And I would go to Loki and make him enchant them so they can be breast implants of the Vikings."
Natasha put her file down and stretches her arms. "And who would you enchant with your enchanted hajoobas'?"
"So listen and tell me where it sounds impossible. Tony is like, my friends with benefits. Thor is too oblivious to notice my moves but he takes off his shirt when I ask him to and then I ogle at his jahoogas. Cap is too busy getting on with Sam but he cheats him with Sharon and finally ends up with Bucky…"
"Wow Cap is sure a slut"
Clint throws Tasha a look before continuing "its true love Ok. He loves Bucky more than everyone he is using to be in denial. Whatever. And Bruce is the quiet one who I keep flirting with and he has a school boy crush on me. But I leave them all for my lesbian lover, you."
"I do not know whether to be flattered or creped out Clint. I am taking away your laptop. You are reading too much fanfiction." A pager beeps and Natasha looks at it before getting up.
"But Kamala writes fanfiction too and no one tells her anything about it! Clint protests as Natasha ties her boots.
"Kamala is 16, we give her the benefit of doubt. I have a mission so go bother someone else about your gen-flip."
"Fine. Hey Tasha, between us, assassin to assassin, I would make a hot girl right?"
Natasha walks off to the elevator laughing. "You are full of shit and vodka Barton. Next time you ask me for dinner mind not getting drunk?"
"Whatever you are just jealous. I would make a sexy girl, right?"