Joe's Morning
One morning Joe woke up. He was still tired after the previous night's battle, and had a feeling that it wasn't going to be a good day. He yawned as he got out of bed, and headed to the kitchen to pour himself a cup of coffee. He was at least thankful that his dad left him a half-pot. His brothers were off doing their own thing, and his dad was already at work, so he had the house to himself. He glanced at the clock. 8:42.
He poured himself a cup, grabbed the newspaper which was on the counter, and headed to the bathroom to take care of some morning business doing his best to not walk into walls, as he was known to do when not fully coherent.
He set the coffee and the paper on the sink and flipped up the lid. As he turned around and fumbled for his waistband, a scratchy voice emerged from the bowl.
"Who turned the lights on?"
Joe's eyes got as big as saucers and he spun around. Gomamon flapped his flippers over the side of the bowl and stared up at Joe groggily. "Man, what a night. Don't tell me it's morning already..."
Joe then shreiked like a schoolgirl in a bad tentacle flick. "What are you doing in there!?!?!? Wait, never mind, I don't want to know...just...just get OUT and take a bath!!"
"But the water's already clean.."
"JUST DO IT!"
Gomamom, grumbling to himself, then crawled out of the toilet, but not before grabbing a few feet of toilet paper to dry himself off with. He headed towards Joe's room when the phone rang.
It was Izzy. Joe's day did not get any better.
Fin.
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By ComeOnBunny and venatic
We do not own Digimon, Joe, or Gomamon. venatic and Bunny got to talking. This is *always* a bad sign. We were looking at her cat Digi, Bunny mentioned something about Veemon drinking from the toilet, and it rapidly degenerated from there. This is the result, so this is all Digi's fault. art courtesy of venatic.