Disclaimer: I don't own these people

AN- I'm so bored, I decided to make this! Hope you enjoy, it's supposed to be funny, but it's just plain stupid.

Characters:

Goku

Vash

Spike

Inuyasha

Kagome

Wolfwood

Ed

Faye

Jet

One day, Goku was walking down the street (next to a cliff) singing "do wah diddy, diddy dum, diddy do" when all of a sudden Faye jumps up behind him.

"OOGA BOOGA!" she screamed. Goku pushed her off a cliff.

(Characters remaining: Goku, Vash, Spike, Inuyasha, Kagome, Wolfwood, Ed, and Jet)

Vash then found Goku staring down the cliffside. He pushed him off the cliff too.

(Characters remaining: Vash, Spike, Inuyasha, Kagome, Wolfwood, Ed, and Jet)

Vash was somewhat proud of himself so he kept walking by the side of the cliff (like an idiot). He then saw Inuyasha being harassed by Kagome.

"Inuyasha, I swear, if you ever…" Vash cut her off by pushing her off the cliff.

(Characters remaining: Vash, Spike, Inuyasha, Wolfwood, Ed, and Jet)

"Hey, why'd you do that?" Inuyasha asked Vash.

"I felt like it. Got a problem with that?" Vash replied like a stuck up fool.

Apparently, Inuyasha did have a problem with that because he then pushed Vash off the cliff.

(Characters remaining: Spike, Inuyasha, Wolfwood, Ed, Jet)

Inuyasha walked for days along the cliffside when he found out, he was really thirsty.

"This is not your ordinary thirst," he thought to himself, "this is…extreme thirst."

He luckily found a bar one-day later. He dragged himself in and threw himself at the counter, being managed by Wolfwood.

"Can I help you, sir?" Wolfwood asked.

"Drink…needed…about…to die…" Inuyasha replied weakly.

"You got any money on ya?" Wolfwood asked.

"Yeah…sure…just give…me a…drink…" Inuyasha replied without thinking.

Wolfwood handed him a nice, cold beer. Inuyasha drank it and was merry. So he drank another. And another. And another….

Soon, Wolfwood suspected that Inuyasha wouldn't have enough money to pay him for all his drinks.

"Hey buddy, I think it's time you pay up." Wolfwood said.

"I gots a sock….and it's my lucky ol' sock" Inuyasha replied. He was indeed drunk.

Wolfwood sighed, "You owe me money."

"Well too bad, cus I ain't got none of your stinkin' old monkey money." Inuyasha replied, sounding like a child of the age of 5.

Wolfwood was getting angry. "Okay, that's it. Pay up or else."

Inuyasha said, "Whatcha gonna do to me? Huh? Huh?"

Wolfwood threw Inuyasha off the cliff.

"Darn you Woodywolf, I'll get ye someday…over the rainbow." Inuyasha said on the way down the cliff.

(Characters remaining: Spike, Wolfwood, Ed, Jet)

Ed was skipping freely when she fell off the cliff.

(Characters remaining: Spike, Wolfwood, and Jet)

Spike saw his good buddy Jet approaching in the distance.

"Ahh, good buddy Jet, how are you?" Spike said.

"Hey, what are you up to? Your not usually this hap…" Jet was cut short of saying "happy" when Spike tripped him and Jet fell down the cliff.

(Characters remaining: Spike, Wolfwood.)

It's come down to the final two.

Who will win? Find out on the next chapter!