Harry Potter and the Final Frontier
Chapter One
James T Kirk
At Hogwarts 1996 (AU)
Harry Potter was dating Ginny Weasley while Ron was dating Hermione. "Harry why are you staring Hermione" replied Neville. "Neville did I made right choice of choosing the girl I want to be with, I swear the Author has something plan for me but I don't know what it is". (Sorry for breaking the 4th wall)
In the 23rd century above Vulcan
The USS enterprise was beaming up some Vulcan children touring the Enterprise. "Captain Spock, Where is Admiral Kirk?" asked an unnamed cadet "he needs to show the children around the ship" *then Spock's tricorder beep* "Yes, Admiral!" Spock replied. "Get to my quarters now" yelled James.
A few minutes later
"What is wrong Jim" replied Spock questioned. "Something isn't right about me I just realised it a moment ago, did I ever tell you about my 2x great grandmother secret about what she was kinda of odd when she went to a school from England back in the 21st century" said Kirk "Yes, what but why did you call me unless something happen on the day when she went" replied Spock *then Kirk looked at him* "nope it's when she was about conceded her parents were wizards, well I think something happened that day something happen that is taking my life". "So you are saying that we need to go to where you're 3x great grandparents to make love" replied Spock "I tell the crew to prepare to go back in time" *Spock turned to the door and left*
Back in 1996, in the Gryffindor common
Harry felt something he never felt before. *He got up from Ginny and went over to Hermione* "Hermione, I'M sorry about this" *he kissed her on the lips* "Harry why did you kissed the mudblood" replied Ginny. *then Ron came to defend Harry* "he might done it since he is love with Hermione" replied Ron "if you asking Ginny why aren't I defending you is because I came to ask Hermione if we can see other people since Luna was asking me if Hermione felt that she doesn't love me" *then Ginny looked at her brother* "that isn'how it's supposed to go, it's suppose to be me and Harry and you and Hermione" *she grabbed a book* "See it's says Harry and Ginny Potter, not Harry and Hermione Potter" *then out of nowhere the author of this fanfic came in* "Ginny, JK Rowling made a mistake of putting you and Harry together" "No that is not right since the book I am holding" said Ginny "and you sound like an American" *then the Author looked at her* "See that book came out in 2007 but JK Rowling made the announcement on February 2, 2014, Yes I am American, I forgot Englishmen hate Americans since they had the balls to kick England in the ass oh hold on let type something"
*The Author send Ginny to the outside of Hogwarts raining nothing but in a barrel that reads Slut of Hogwarts*
Back in the Gryffindor common
The Author said "sorry I had to do Ron" *then went back into the darkness*.
"Hermione I am sorry I kissed you" replied Harry *then he was grabbed by Hermione* "Harry kissed me again" *then she kisses him*.
Back in the 23rd Century
"Captain on the bridge" said Chekov "are we close to the Wormhole you want go lightspeed Kaptain" *and Kirk nods* "Right everyone hold to something". *Chekov pull the lever to activate lightspeed the Enterprise went fast*
End of Chapter 1