The Fellowship of Insanity
Written by;
elizabeth dawne

Introduction to CHAPTER ONE;;


I've decided to rewrite this and not make it as "parody-like" as I meant to. After really thinking about it, I figured it would do us all some good to see a serious "self-insertion" fic. So it is my duty to make that fic. o.o;; XD I would like to thank the first (and only) person who reviewed this story before it was turned "serious", if you will. =3 Thank you, Sarfox The Tod. =D
Now, to introduce you to my friends, very quickly. And myself, of course. I'm Eliza, I believe you should know that, by now. -.- I'm strange, short-tempered, and I love Orlando Bloom! Enough said! Now, my other friends that will appear in this fic quite often (hehe) are Loni (a hilarious girl, if I may say so, completely obsessed with Lord of the Rings and all things Elijah Wood, and also very shy. O.o Strange, but true), Emilee (evil, which is why we call her Evilee most of the time, extremely random, and barely ever online, the bitch XD), Niki (very mature for her age, has a new obsession every couple of seconds, and is very happy-go-lucky), and Lena (just met her not but a few weeks ago, good sense of humour, and she is in denial that she loves Frodo XP). I asked basically all of my friends to be in this story, but only those four accepted. =P Oh, well, because I've gotten a great idea for this story! And I hope you enjoy it!
Remember: Reviews are greatly appreciated, and flames will be used to set Gandalf's beard on fire! ^.^
And a warning: If absolutely anything sounds "Mary Sue-ish" it's probably supposed to, so don't yell at me. X3

CHAPTER ONE;;


Five girls - Eliza, Loni, Emilee, Niki, and Lena. They all lived in different states (except for Niki and Emilee; both lived in Michigan), and they all had very different personalities. One thing they all had in common, though, was their love for the Lord of the Rings. Sure, they all loved it in their own, different ways, but they were all true, dedicated fans of "the Rings."

"You guys are watching the Fellowship of the Ring, right?" All five girls read that Niki had said this in their private chatroom, "The Fellowship Of Insanity." They had been going to that private chat for about a month, now. It was officially "their" chatroom.

Eliza replied to Niki's question by sending, "Of course we are, Kiwi!" into the chat. And as Eliza was typing that, she started wondering why on Earth they began calling Niki Kiwi, in the first place? Well, there were better things to think about than that! I mean, Orlando Bloom would be on her TV, soon enough. And that was enough to occupy Eliza for a good period of time.

So the girls watched the Fellowship of the Ring together, that night. They may have talked all through it, but they missed none of it. All five of them could have probably quoted every line from the movie, if they wanted to. Obsessed? So what? They were proud of their obsession. In fact, they all five believed very strongly that Middle Earth used to be a real place, and that the whole Rings story was true. They believed it all happened at one time. And that night, when they all went into their own beds in their own states and slept, they all realized just how real the Lord of the Rings could be...


Author's note on CHAPTER ONE;;


Short, sure, but still! I feel I wrote that much better than the original first chapter. ^.^; And I think it mad a bit more sense. o.o I just don't feel like being funny, any more. I feel I need to take this story seriously, and so I shall. Please review, if you like Gandalf's beard. o.O