Sauraman: Who now can stand against the might of Sauron and Sauraman?
Aragorn: Hello! Right here!
Orc: What about their legs? They don't need them.
Merry: Hey, I happen to be rather attached to those.
Eomer: I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little further from the ground.
Legolas: You would die before your stroke fell.
Aragorn: Okay, overreact much?
Gollum: Orcs don't use it, Orcs don't know it. They have to go round for miles and miles. Under his breath Wonder if I should have mention the Nazgul patrols. Nah
Gollum (referring to the being tied up): That would kill us, kill us!
Sam: That's the point!
Frodo: (after Gollum saves him in the Marshes): Gollum?
Sam: Frodo what part of he wants the Ring don't you understand
Sam: I thought they were dead.
Gollum: No you cannot kill them.
Frodo: Where's Eowyn when you need her?
Gollum: . They are calling for it.
Nazgul: You have something of ours and it calls to us. The precious calls to us.
Gimli: Orc blood!
Legolas: How do you know what Orc blood tastes like? Gives Gimli a strange look.
Aragorn: It goes ill with the King
Gandalf: No shit!