Disclaimer: None of its mine. If it was it won't be as good as it was. Arwen, Boromir, and Legolas would be having kinky threesomes. And Aragorn would wash his hair.
Note from author's friend/cousin/editor/beta-reader/ confused reader/ etc.: If you value sanity you probably shouldn't read this… I luv her dearly but she isn't the brightest crayon in the box if you know what I mean.
A/N: That wasn't very nice.
Note from author's friend/cousin/editor/beta-reader/ confused reader/ etc.: Neither was destroying Tolkien's masterpiece, but let's not get technical.
A/N: You do it to. Just not this horribly. I concede this point to Galactic Goddess.
Note from author's friend/cousin/editor/beta-reader/ confused reader/ etc.: ANYWAY, if your still reading this your probably insane enough to read this –poem- (for lack of a better word)… You can read now.
Three rings for the Elven kings in disco pants
Seven for the Dwarf lords in tie-dye smokin' weed
Nine for the mortal men that eventually went goth
One for the Dark Lord who needs to cut his nails
In the land of Mordor where Sauron gets high
One ring to corrupt them all to write bad Mary-Sue's
One ring to make god awful parodies of a world famous poem
In the land of Mordor where Sauron gets high