Lupin opened a cupboard and pulled out a sheet of paper.
"Keep your fingers crossed it's not about me," Draco told the rest.
"I'll read it, you'd probably rip it up if you were in it, Malfoy."

-The tim dey went 2
Ron: The toilet?
Hermione: The library?
Harry: The Quidditch match?
- da supamarket
Draco: What an intresting title! ::rolls eyes:: I'm itching to read on!
Sirius: Hopefully they'll buy a can of tuna!
- hary whent 2 da supurmarkit and bawt a bakpak
Sirius: Why no tuna?
Hermione: Buy a dictionary, fast.
Snape: At least they can spell 'and'.
- den a dude caled drayco cayme rond da corna
Draco: Since when was a I 'dude'?
Ron: Shut it, Draycoo.
All but Draco: ::laughs::
Draco: ::hurridly:: Read on.
- den a gyant chesssebal fel on drako!
Harry: How big is this cheeseball?
- den hermoeinee sed o no draykow has jiant cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Snape: We get the point, Werewold Wonder.
Lupin: Never mind.
- eeeeese-blal on him wat shud i do???
Ron: Videotape thw whole thing!
Sirius: Send it to the newspapers!
Hermione: Have it reported live on national TV!
Draco: Shut it, Hermoeinee.
All but Hermione: ::chuckles::
Lupin: Aren't you glad you aren't in this one?
- den voldemart came an sed ha he u gotta chesballl on u an now i ave
Hermione: World domination?
Ron: A cheeseburger?
Sirius: A pair of lil' boxer shorts with 'Too Cute' on them?
All but Sirius: ::look at Sirius::
Snape: What is it?
- an telletubellys bakpac! its got a fre dipsy keychan!!!!!!!
All: ::groan::
Ron: What is Telletubellys anyway?
Harry: Trust me, you don't want to know.
Lupin: ::rips it up:: I hope I never read that again.