This is my first ever fanfic so please be kind. Yes it is SasuNaru so please don't hate me. Itachi is a little OOC but please just bear with it, It's important to the story. Okay now for the part I hate.

Sasuke and Naruto in unison: Miss Kittie-Kat doesn't own anything. Not even the computer she's using.

That was painful. goes off and cries in corner.

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DETENTION the door said in big bold letters on the textured glass that was designed so you couldn't see in or out. 'God this sucks! Stupid Teme, this was all his fault.' The boy though as he walked into the classroom. Today's detention was with Kakashi, the perverted history teacher. 'I wouldn't even be here if it weren't for that bastard and his sick hobby of ruining my life. I can't stand him with his emotionless black eyes, his I'm-smarter/better/faster/cooler-than-you smirk, and those tight black jeans that show off that beautiful and perfectly shaped a--- I did not just think that! Oh-My-God never think that again!' He walked, sorting his thoughts, to a desk by the window and began to sit down when he was suddenly on the floor a few feet a way.

"BASTARD, what was that for?!" he demanded looking up from under a desk.

"In case you couldn't see, Loser, because on top of being stupid you're blind too, this seat is occupied."

"Don't call me Loser, Bastard, and that's no reason to shove your foot up my ass!"

"I could shove something elseup your ass later if you'd like." The raven said smirking into the boy's ear. The blond looked confused a moment and then….

"Bastard, what's that supposed to mean?" the blond asked very innocently.

The raven stepped back from Naruto and began walking towards the door. As he passed the blond he whispered into his ear. "I'll show you later." And then he was gone.

"Sasuke, you bastard, what did that mean?! SASUKE!"

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"Be my escape, my vacation from reality, my sanctuary," the trembling male said to the shorter teen. "Rescue me from the world." The teen looked up from the ground with confused, pleading eyes to connect with warm blue orbs. The short blonde wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck.

"Only if you're mine, Bastard." Sasuke stood shocked for a moment. He had been expecting Naruto to reject him and then laugh at him, not to accept him wholeheartedly and return his feelings. Once it finally sunk in he pulled Naruto closer and rested his head on the feather soft blonde hair.

"I love you, Loser." Naruto woke up face to face with his guardian shaking him.

"Good morning Naruto. I have to head to the school early this morning and finish grading those English essays but I thought I'd wake you up in hopes you'll get to school on time for once." Iruka smiled warmly.

"You didn't hear anything did you?" Naruto asked turning bright red.

"No I didn't hear anything." He said with a small grin. Naruto breathed a sigh of relief but quickly became worried, these dreams of Sasuke were happening more and more often and some of them were pretty steamy causing him to wake up with certain….um…. problems. Iruka watched his charge lost deep in thought and suddenly felt like he was the boy's real father not just an orphan the state had appointed him.

"Well look at the time. I have to go but there is a bagel in the toaster some cream cheese in the fridge and plenty of hot water in the shower so you can wash away all your troubles….and funk," he added as an after thought. He kissed Naruto's forehead and was out the door before you could say 'hot sweaty man sex'.

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Sasuke opened one eye and glared at the man standing in his door.

"Why are you here?" he asked, sounding as menacing as one can having just been woken up and still half-asleep.

"Is that any way to talk to the brother who just came in and got you up for school?" Itachi asked unaffected by the glare he was receiving. "I even woke you up three hours early because you're so difficult to get up in the morning, dear little Sasu-kun-kun." Sasuke's eyes widened and he looked over at the clock next to his bed. It was indeed four in the morning, three hours before he usually got up. He calmly reached into the drawer under his clock and pulled out a very sharp, very pointy, and very shiny knife and proceeded to throw it towards the door and his older brother's head. Itachi who had been expecting this moved about five inches to the lift and just barely missed having a knife through his brain. He closed Sasuke's door and walked down the hallway admiring the knife stuck in a picture of himself.

"DON'T YOU EVER WAKE ME UP THIS FUCKING EARLY AGAIN!"

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