LOLWUT? ahaha. I'm pretty sure this is cracky. tell me what you think.
slight Axel/Riku.
KH2 belongs to squeenix and disney. :
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The birth of the second castle
-Sammich-
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Axel groaned as he lay snuggled up next to Riku, his stomach gurgling miserably, "Rikuuuuu, I'm hungry. Make me a sammich."
Riku didn't budge.
"Pleeease Riku? I'm sooo hungry. Like, you have no idea."
Riku gave a short grunt and forced the covers over his head, removing himself from the redheads grip.
This, of course, only egged the man on, "But why not, Riku? I'm really really really hungry! And you know I can't do it… Come ooon." He began to shake the boy's shoulders gently, "You got to eat, but I didn't and that's not fair! Please?"
Axel had to wait a moment before getting a gargled reply as the kid finally removed himself out of bed entirely and stood not so steadily before the bothersome lump. He was tired of this. Night after night the man hounded him about it, like it was his fault the idiot hadnt eaten. He glared at the now receding face as he grabbed up a blanket and walked from the room, Axel looking curiously after. He hadnt thought Riku would actually do it! But what was with the blanket? Maybe Riku was cold…
It had been a while since Riku left, in which Axel was sure, was sandwich making time. It was going to be good if he was spending this much time on it and he was nearly beaming as the silver haired boy came back into the room.
"Well?" Axel inquired, searching for the sandwich but only finding a bundle curled up in the boy's arms, "where's my sammich?"
His smile fell. Riku didn't have the food. Maybe he'd forgotten? Or maybe he'd confused it with something else? He didn't know, but what he did know is that he was hungry and he was hungry now.
"Um Riku," he tried sounding pleasant, "not to nit pick or anything but I think I clearly stated that I wanted a sammich not some stupid…" Riku almost shoved the bunch into Axel's face filling his mouth with bits of fuzzy blanket debris. He spit, and held the warm thing in his arms, its discomfort in being jerked so suddenly obvious. He looked to Riku, who still didn't look like he was all too awake yet and shrugged, "So? I wanted a sammich not her." Riku just stared back, his eyes slits and his mouth hitched in a pissed frown.
Axel wasn't getting it. This wasn't a sandwich. In fact, this wasn't even edible as far as he knew. He furrowed his brow, "Riku, this isn't my sammich…It's the baby…I don't think cannibalism is really my thing, so um, unless you want to make me a sammich-"
Riku's stare darkened as he turned swiftly and began to crawl back into bed snidely replying, "I don't know what you're talking about Axel… That is your 'Sammich.' You did name her after all…" Axel looked down at the bundle and frowned. Dammit he was right. "That wasn't what I meant…" he grumbled, crawling back under the covers with the baby tight in his grip. His stomach gave another groan as suddenly he was regretting naming the kid after his favorite food.
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ohmygosh. me and my friend decided that Riku and Axel is HOT. so, then came the birth of Sammich, their baby. I was thinking, it gets really annoying with all of the fused names we've drawn and such, so we did this and a few others. I'm starting a little story with them where there's a place for them in the castle. Because unprotected sex kiddies doesnt save you from babies, even if its two guys. and btw, we dont technically beleive in MPReg so... : dont question it huns. Sleepy riku WOULD be scary.